Caution: Quills may be sharp Circulation: 163,200,182 Issue: 280 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y9
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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"I haven't had that much fun since I put itching powder on the Snowager's treasure pile!"

Scoring at Site Spotlight

Have you ever wanted to appear on the Neopets News page being mentioned for winning a Site Spotlight? Do you want your efforts to be recognized and your page to be shown to all the Neopians around? Have your pages been rejected many times before? Are you nodding at your screen as you read along? If so, then follow me in this easy step-by-step guide of the how-to's in making a winning site!

Taking Down Hubrid Nox

So... you tried many times, but you just couldn't get the avatar, let alone a high score or even a score that is worth mentioning to the public. So you figure the new MAGAX: Destroyer II game won't be any different to you. You will just continue to get the same low score while all those people getting the avatar and saying how easy it is continue to taunt you without knowing because you won't get help...

Neolodge Nuts and Bolts

"WHY DID YOU SEND ME ON VACATION IN COCKROACH TOWERS!?!?!?!?!? I had a GREAT vacation... except you didn't give me the restaurant extra, so I was forced to eat my own sandwiches and keep them in the COCKROACH-INFESTED REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!!" Sound familiar? If it does, then, like me, you need to learn the basics of the Neolodge...

Other Stories
"A Dangerous Gamble" by dragonlover8560
Eyries from all around the planet had gathered to throw a gigantic party together. Crimson-eyed Eyries from the Darigan Citadel shared stories with the glimmering scaled denizens of the Maraquan deeps, and Eyries from the snowy peaks of Terror Mountain stood together with their island cousins. Everybody at the party was having a great time. Everybody, that is, except...

"A Plain Muffin" by sunny_forever
What would I become? A sweet, beautiful Valentines Muffin, perhaps? Possibly an intelligent and cunning Brain Tree Muffin? Or maybe even a dazzling Shooting Star Muffin? Surely, I would be turned into something wonderful and amazing. We were carefully extracted from the oven, fresh and steaming and ready to be transformed into something incredible. I watched as...

"Lost in the Lost Desert" by scarvogue
With a great amount of effort, Faichu lifted his tired head and cast his gaze into the horizon. Not too far in the distance stood a small tent pitched under a tree, which barely cast a cooling shadow. "Let's... go see... if anyone... is home..." stuttered Faichu, his energy drained by the fervent sun. The two Neopets staggered over to the small tent, clearly using up their last steps...

Time For Evasive Maneuvers

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A Simple Guide to the Site Spotlight
Once you are finished reading this easy article, you will be ready to indulge yourself into the grand world of Petpage making, and your efforts will be recognized and praised by all of Neopia!

by unstealth


Everyday Life
Err... Okay, then. o_O

by fishweed


Dorak, The Little Known Hero
It wasn't much in all reality. But to a child with such a creative mind as Dorak, it was a heaven all in its own. It was a huge pirate ship!

by ice_dragons_jewel


Wishful Thinking
Will you show me how?

by sarika_ambrielle


When Neopia Gives You Lemons
The Wain, the Symol, and the hole

by skayle

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