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The Legend of Faerie Caverns

Aiyrorah pronounced (EYE-RO-RAH)

by jessikey14
850 Meters: A Kass Basher Tale

That plushie has feelings, too, y'know!

by mimitchi880
A New World

For a brief few seconds, all he saw was light.

I collaborated with afsheen_27 and neon3002

by milkshakes004

 
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"850 Meters: A Kass Basher Tale" by mimitchi880
The second I hear the fanfare, I know I’m in for it. You see, it’s one thing to be a plushie modeled after the great hero Kass—well, hero to the Darigan Citadel, at least—and have the pleasure and privilege of wearing a well-known face instead of looking like an ordinary Neopet. That by itself would have been a nice life. Some little Darigan Acara or Skeith would have begged their owner to take me home, and I would have been played with, well-worn, loved. But no. It’s another thing entirely to be a Kass plushie who spends year after year being dropped from a tree and whacked around on the pretense that Kass just happened to sort-of get corrupted and be the antagonist in the Battle for Meridell that one time. But is that any reason to doom a stuffed Eyrie to eternal pummeling? I’m innocent! I’m stuffing and buttons! I’m not a crooked overlord! Do I look like the real Kass?




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Last Year's Altador Cup Bottom Five: Analysis
With Altador Cup XIV kicking off in the coming weeks, many neopians are eagerly drawing up brackets, using some combination of statistics, historical trends, plucky optimism, and educated guesswork to determine which teams will take home the gold this year.

by its_a_mia

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Surviving A Pterattack
Pterattack is one of the many games available and is a fairly straight forward game. I enjoy it a lot because it is a quick game that requires lightning fast reflexes. The games don't also last a long time, so you won't be sinking hours into a game only to lose at the last minute before a trophy.

by parshew

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Laurel:Part Six
What a bumpy ride, the transport shook as it landed on Virtupets Space Station. What a stuffy and strange place. Laurel entered the Grundo Warehouse.

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The Greatest Show on Earth:Part Five
“Five minutes to show time!”

by unfogging

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You belong in the Kadoatery!
This is what I've always wanted though

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