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Grundonia, the Unknown Planet

Why every Grundo needs to be adopted? Here's the full story!

by hatsuomi
Alice's Lab Results

My name is Alice, I’m a Snot Jubjub. I wasn’t always like this, I was once beautiful. Do you want to hear how I became like this? Ok, I’ll tell you.

by ashgann11
The Secret of Keep Out Island

It was a dark and stormy night as a Wraith Xweetok rowed his boat to Keep Out Island – as the locals call it. The island itself was tucked behind Krawk Island – a large sign with the words “KEEP OUT!” was flapping in the wind – the sign was what kept locals from going to the island...

by alvissofcaldia
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Terrific Treats: The Tastiest Wintery Foods

During the winter season, many Neopians wonder what they should eat for their holiday dinner. Of course, the most important part of the meal is dessert. :P There is a myriad of choices which a Neopet has to deal with, and the options may seem overwhelming at times. To determine which foods were our favorites, my Baby Kacheek Walda and I tasted some wintery-themed desserts. We have listed our favorites below: -----Bakery----- Winter Snowflake Cake Me: Here you go, Walda. --serves cake-- Walda: Christine! Vanilla is BOOORRRRINNNG! I want CHOCOLATE! --other customers stare-- Me: Eat it anyway. It's better than nothing. Walda: --takes a bite-- It tastes like sugar. Me: --takes a bite-- The vanilla taste is very subtle, as if it was a ghost. The sugar's presence is much more noticeable. The crunchy white chocolate snowflakes are a nice touch. Walda: Did someone say CHOCOLATE?!

Other Stories


Potion Peddling: An Overview of the Magic Shop
It is no secret that Kauvara is one of the best potion-makers in Neopia. Have you ever used a morphing potion on one of your pets? Have you ever bought a potion to heal it after a tough fight in the Battledome?

by tsiegred


Smooch: The Top 5 Valentine Petpets!
Valentine’s Day is upon us and it’s no secret that every Neopian and every Neopet is excited for the possibility of the release of some new Valentine Petpets! Wait… What’s that? You didn’t even know that Valentine Petpets existed? Well… maybe that’s because there are currently only 11 different varieties of Valentine Petpets in Neopia

by rowdy420


Mundo The Grundo vs The Alien Aishas
Up in the Virtupets Space Station, not much malicious happens these days. Especially with Dr. Sloth barely being present, except to drop off some Transmogrification Potions hoping to grow his futile army, there is not a lot of drama that strikes down on the local Grundo population living in orbit around Neopia.

by randmar


Hitomi the Witch:Part Ten

by downrightdude


Sloth's Lab Ray Accident
Dr. Sloth is a Sloth Sloth!?

by cool_zafara96


Walthram's New Spell
Ain't nobody got time to see your spells!

by unbridledlove

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