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The Five Stages of Grief

Xandra cycled through the stages of grief rather slowly. Perhaps it was because she was one to ruminate in her misery. Or perhaps it was that she was a statue and her cognitive thought had slowed down accordingly.

Also by Princesspesa98

by erroro

Edimira's Plushie Picnic

Sitting on an Antique Four Poster Bed (which was set next to the wall) was a female Faerie Xweetok who had just woke up to the sun shining through her hotel bedroom’s window.

by alvissofcaldia
Leave Your Preconceptions at the Door

Val walked distractedly through the library, flipping pages and muttering to himself. "No, surely it was in this volume. I could have..."

THUMP!

by racoon188

 
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"Edimira's Plushie Picnic" by alvissofcaldia
Sitting on an Antique Four Poster Bed (which was set next to the wall) was a female Faerie Xweetok who had just woke up to the sun shining through her hotel bedroom’s window. The Xweetok yawned and stretched her arms, she glanced around and noticed that her favourite plushie – a Lilian Fairweather Plushie had fallen from her bed. "Tsk, tsk, Lilian! You’ll get hurt if you keep falling off like that. Maybe I should make you your own bed someday" she scolded the plushie who just looked at her with a smile. "I know, I can’t be mad at you as you are my absolute favourite plush" the Xweetok exclaimed and hugged her plushie tight and looked around her room. A Purple Wardrobe was seen on the opposite side, full of her favourite Xweetok clothes. On top of the Purple Wardrobe was a: Baby Xweetok Plushie, Faerie Xweetok Plushie, Cloud Xweetok Plushie, Mutant Xweetok Plushie, White Xweetok Plushie, Cherub Xweetok Plushie, Borovan Time Xweetok Plushie and an Orange Xweetok Plushie. Near the window, was an Elegant Wooden Desk – which had a Faerie Desk Lamp, Pretty Fyora Potted Flowers, Electric Notepad and a Basic Pencil. Next to the desk was a Deluxe Canopy Petpet Bed, which belonged to an Ona named Magic who was currently sleeping in it.




Other Stories


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Best NC Items of 2017
Given the new year I wanted to take the time to discuss my favorite NC items of 2017. Now there were so many items to choose from, so I got to admit it was pretty hard to come up with such a limited list. I tried to add a variety of different items but I feel my bias has come out a little bit. I tend to like backgrounds the most of any other NC items…But here it is!

by rikarie

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Running A Toy Shop!
You’ve been sitting around for months now, trying to figure out the most lucrative way to make a ton of money while also doing something you find enjoyable. That’s the Neopian dream, isn’t it?

Also by beanlein and hawkydreamerz

by imcatcrazy11


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Dawn and Dusk vs the Bounty Hunter:Part Three
Sunday morning. No one should have to be up this early on a Sunday morning. My clock read six-thirty AM.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert

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Elaine's Expedition
The sky was on fire.

There was no denying that the sunsets from the dock of her home on Krawk Island were beautiful. Tonight’s display was a mix of pastel oranges and vibrant pinks – a view that could not be captured in a picture.

Also by afsheen_27

by milkshakes004


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Something New
Bonus: They sparkle!

by hamster_z

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A Sudden Feeling of Helplessness
A Lenny encounters a mysterious haze while trying to get a piece of omelette.

by oldchateau



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