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Employment

After running into a few Neopets and earning some angry shouts, the two friends skidded to a stop as they stared at the monstrous line of people in front of them. The Mynci whistled. “You’ll never get a ticket with this huge line, Lysander.”

by _torchic__
All Neopia's a Stage

To be or not to be…in drama club next year.

by amethyst_81
The Monster on the Mountain

The Mynci let out a soft groan as he collapsed in the snow. The last thing he heard before his consciousness went was the shuffling of huge feet.

by ezel68
Nothing Has Happened!

“ONCE,” roared the Monocerous, screaming directly into the Bruce’s face, “I ATE SIXTEEN JUBJUBS IN A WEEK!”

by 1isprime
Fab Hair and the Alien Scare

FASHION CRISIS, meet me ASAP

Also by dolphingirlkurama

by wellthatsfantastic

The Struggle of Long Term Goals

He decided to be cautious and get a peek from the roof instead of simply answering the door. Yes, this was what he was doing for kicks these days, he thought with a sigh.

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j

 
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Ixi A to Z



Just in time for Ixi Day, we are wandering through the alphabet and discovering everything there is to know between A and Z about the wonderful Ixi. Let`s dive right in! Not counting the default Ixi avatar, there are six avatars featuring this species. They feature famous Ixi such as Nabile, Tarla, Sinsi and Sophie the Swamp Witch, as well as a Faerie Ixi and a Disco one.



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Sakhmet Solitaire: A Pro's Guide
Here I’ll go through the rules, gameplay, and give you some helpful tips on how to become an expert so you can start earning some Neopoints!

by butterflybandage

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Talking Surprises with Trudy
One Ixi in particular has skyrocketed herself to fame, a charitable lass who spreads her wealth all around to players regardless of ability, through a game of luck. I'm talking about Trudy and her surprise.

by indebtedness

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Master of Ceremonies
"If only everyone were smart enough to treat their reflection as a fellow Neopian”

Also by bookworm7

by sin_hui_ryoma


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Captain Karen: Part Six
It wasn’t long before he was better at replacing the rigging and maintaining the sails than Karen had been during her brief tenure as the ships maintenance guru. She was still unsure how to tell Thadius about her friendship with Melody.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert

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What A Coincidence
Noooo!!!

by jjensen688

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Eyrie Eccentricities 2 - Front Door Excursion
The first step is always the hardest.

by 360spinfish



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