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Math

Look, I didn’t mean to fail algebra.

Also by Princesspesa98

by erroro

Sca's Snowager Showdown

Sca was no ordinary Kacheek, in fact most people didn't know she was a Kacheek at all.

by wellthatsfantastic
King Hagan: Brightvale's Shining Beacon

When he began this ritual all those years ago he never thought that with such an educated bunch of citizens he would still be left wanting in terms of wisdom but he was and still he sat here day after day waiting for the rare glimpse into knowledge that he still had not acquired.

by faeriequeenoffire
Cellblocked: The Warden's Tale

With one stroke of my finger I drew a single line in the dirt of my cell floor – day 100.

by silver_mist_91
The Retched Pinchit

“Yo ho ho…A pirate’s life for me!” Arf sang to himself as he finished off his pie.

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j

The Paintbrush Princess

One day in Neopia Central…

by winter_pony4
Mayor May Not

"You see no issue in the fact that we've continuously elected him as Mayor despite not knowing his name? What if he's a Sway plant or something?" Jacob said. "I'm going to the Arcanium. They have a news archive."

by opossumman
 
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"The Paintbrush Princess" by winter_pony4
One day in Neopia Central… A Chokato Kiko and a Pineapple Chia were sitting at a makeshift stand on a street corner near the Gift Shop. The Kiko was surrounded by several wood and stone carvings while the Chia was sitting on a pile of books, writing furiously on a notepad. The Kiko sighed. “I don't know, Sativica. We haven't sold anything for a few weeks. At this rate, we're going to have to get our meals from the Soup Kitchen.” “Well, we can always count on the Soup Faerie’s hospitality. We aren't exactly strangers to her establishment, Alude...” Sativica quipped. “Not even the Neopian Times has responded to my submissions. I do believe it's going to be one of those months. 'Tis difficult to be a Neopet of craft.” he huffed, all without looking up from his work. Alude picked up a stone figure in the shape of a faerie and sighed. “Maybe people just don't appreciate art anymore.” “The market on books seem to have plunged lately, as well. Not nearly as profitable as before.” Sativica added. Alude, after some thought, got up. “Come on, let's head over to the Money Tree so we can get some money for something to eat.” “The both of us? Who will watch over our inventory?” “Just leave it. If nobody wants these, then they won't steal them.” Alude said, resigned. “Alude, you were never one to mope around.” “But what can we do? We need to eat and have shelter like anybody else. If we can't manage that, then what happens to us?”




Other Stories


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Trapped in Freaky Factory
Blobs. Small blobs, big blobs, ginormous blobs. Red blobs, blue blobs, yellow blobs. I imagine these are coloured as such to represent anger, sadness, and cowardice: All common feelings whilst trying to obtain the elusive Freaky Factory avatar.

Also by theyellowrose

by dissiechrissie


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The Best and Worst Dressed Scorchios in Neopia!
This week’s report centers around one of the oldest species known to Neopia: Scorchios.

by spukl1

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Defenders Series 3: Siren of the Snows: Part Four
I may be evil but I’m not stupid. Plans for world domination bring down kings and knights and faeries on your head. All the most powerful forces in Neopia turn against you. I’d as soon not get myself locked in an amulet floating in space for who knows how long, if it’s all the same.

by shinkoryu14

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Vanished: Part Three
“We discussed this already,” the yellow Chia hissed at me. “We, the police force of Neopia Central, have it under control.”

by chasing_stars44

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This is fine.
Totally fine...

by doxy_venom

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Careful what you wish for!
Thanks!

Also by venom_creep

by _m_a_e




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