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Woe to the One who Deals with Sloth

I shouldn't have looked out the window that day.

by flufflepuff
Friday: The Curse

Kelp is the most exclusive restaurant situated in the depths of Maraqua City. It is reserved solely for the elite who are willing to pay a premium for tasty, exotic meals...

by vanquishee
From Dawn to Dusk

The air was hazy as Theodore descended onto the landscape of his favourite planet, Neopia. Where, or perhaps when, he was landing was...

by azienskieth
Of Time Machines and Banana Cookies

"I didn't want to get your hopes up if it didn't work. Time travel's already a proven concept, it's just incredibly hard to pull off."

by opossumman
Hijohu and Gabreilla2323

Hijohu sighed happily against the shop window, which misted at the warmth of his breath. For an Ice Bruce he sure did have a lot of warmth inside...

Also by catholikid110

by nycflowergirl

All For Want Of

Cybele groaned, weakly struggling in vain to take back the blanket now held by the giggling four-year old. The frozen panic of a nightmare began to ebb away...

by miharu_mizuneko
Avarice

"Do you wish to have your fortune told?" the white Aisha gypsy asked with a silvery voice.

by pillsi
Garjan's Borrowed Time

Garjan could not believe how ungrateful Pystry was being. Apparently this benighted Mutant Hissi didn't realize that the opportunity to assist someone of Garjan's eminence was a privilege he didn't lightly bestow.

by peirigill
Paradox

Even by the standards of dark nights, that one was dark. There weren't even stars to see by, just a blanket of cloud blocking out all light.

by herdygerdy
Vanished

"Friends," Altador said quietly, "we are gathered today to discuss the matter of the Betrayer."

by fairyxhearts
 
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"Of Time Machines and Banana Cookies" by opossumman
"So all this time when you were telling me, 'Oh, that's just science fiction, it can't POSSIBLY have real world application,' and, 'Oh, matter can't go past the speed of light, which would be necessary for time travel to work,' you were lying to me?"




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How to Write About a Supervillain... and Survive
This article was written with the purpose of enlightening all writers about the most tactful way to manage this sensitive topic, as well as an overview of the potential consequences for offending a supervillain.

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The Path: Part Two
Amelie watched the dragon in silence, with the impression that she had seen him before. Suddenly, memories came to her head. "It's Terask!!" she said, amazed...

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The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Two
"I was struck by lightning, and now... I'm in... the... future..."

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A History Adventure You'll Never Forget
I've always wanted to go time travelling!

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by leila_lea


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Taming Melvin the Monster: Trouble at the Bank
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by bittersweet52




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