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Chias Aren't Food

Yellow_Cheese_Burger slumped along the side of the pound wall, doing his best to remain small and inconspicuous.

by goodsigns
A So-Called Vacation

"All of you, pack up! We're going on vacation to Mystery Island!"

by melina322
My New Look

Why couldn't I see the mirror? Suddenly everything seemed to loom over me, seeming higher than usual. Something was wrong.

by butterfly7672
Spotlights And Sunsets

Zari had one dream in life, and that was to star in her own dance performance at the Arena in Tyrannia.

by greyshe_wolf
Cakes in Space

He really needed to get Kirogyla down to a normal bakery sometime, as Kirogyla never took these trips herself. She stayed in orbit with her many different screens of calculations, diagrams, and news channels to scour.

by zirr
Lost Appetite

CherryBlossom, of course, made no answer. She didn't even seem to be listening. This was why Killian needed Kauvara's help...

by awkward_cupcake
Dear Lisha

"It's our little secret! Isn't that fun?"

by parody_ham
Osmious's Paint-staking Research

Okay, Osmious thought. The paint comes out fast when I activate the brush, but I've done this before. I just have to work quickly.

by ag1228l
 
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"Cakes in Space" by zirr
"WHIPPED CREAM. JAM. SPONGE. FROSTING? ON A SPONGE?" Another bakery trip for Bashy had proved to be difficult. Dealing with living bakers was so difficult as a robot, as they really didn't understand. Bashy could understand what he wanted to say to the bakers, but he couldn't...




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Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 200
Each of these abilities will cost you 25 Faerie blessings of one element and 15 Faerie blessings of a second element.

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Blumaroos: To Be Trusted?
THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW! *mrcoconut*

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Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Eleven
Kira could hear her heart beat more quickly as she flew towards the tall stone tower Alice had insisted was Balthazar's hideout.

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Deals with Magax: Part Two
Rosemary raised her staff and felt a shock of adrenaline that fooled her into believing, just for a moment, that maybe she might not fail so badly after all. But then she saw something that shattered her illusion...

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Blumaroo Steak
Wow, this is great!

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Just Sit
They'd never tried it before now...

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