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Issue: 657 | 8th day of Hiding, Y16 |
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Short Stories
 | Chias Aren't FoodYellow_Cheese_Burger slumped along the side of the pound wall, doing his best to remain small and inconspicuous.
by goodsigns |  | A So-Called Vacation"All of you, pack up! We're going on vacation to Mystery Island!"
by melina322 |  | My New LookWhy couldn't I see the mirror? Suddenly everything seemed to loom over me, seeming higher than usual. Something was wrong.
by butterfly7672 |  | Spotlights And SunsetsZari had one dream in life, and that was to star in her own dance performance at the Arena in Tyrannia.
by greyshe_wolf |  | Cakes in SpaceHe really needed to get Kirogyla down to a normal bakery sometime, as Kirogyla never took these trips herself. She stayed in orbit with her many different screens of calculations, diagrams, and news channels to scour.
by zirr |  | Lost AppetiteCherryBlossom, of course, made no answer. She didn't even seem to be listening. This was why Killian needed Kauvara's help...
by awkward_cupcake |  | Dear Lisha"It's our little secret! Isn't that fun?"
by parody_ham |  | Osmious's Paint-staking ResearchOkay, Osmious thought. The paint comes out fast when I activate the brush, but I've done this before. I just have to work quickly.
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Headlines "Cakes in Space" by zirr "WHIPPED CREAM. JAM. SPONGE. FROSTING? ON A SPONGE?" Another bakery trip for Bashy had proved to be difficult. Dealing with living bakers was so difficult as a robot, as they really didn't understand. Bashy could understand what he wanted to say to the bakers, but he couldn't...
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Deals with Magax: Part Two Rosemary raised her staff and felt a shock of adrenaline that fooled her into believing, just for a moment, that maybe she might not fail so badly after all. But then she saw something that shattered her illusion...
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