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Jhudora's Bluff

Looking back on it all, the whole of Brightvale could safely and unanimously concur that it was all the fault of that no good Aisha, Bill.

by cursedpens
Misadventures of an Innocent Bystander 2: Kastraliss

"Never, ever, ever tell your readers you're scared to interview someone."

by flufflepuff
An Unexpected Customer

Every day is much the same at The Snowdrift Café. Isn't it?

by kadface
Trophy

"Sweetie, you've forgotten the onion cola!" Nikki reminded me. "Don't you want to eat all of your dinner?"

by kacheekkirby
The House of Fear and Dread

Doni, however, did not see a ghost or an apparition. No, something much worse...

by treeword
Trying to Out Cheat a Cheater

Panicking was not an option.

by primeanya
And They All Lived Happily Ever After!

"I started writing it. I just don't know how to end it," the jelly Poogle whined, rolling a pencil across the table.

by alphachicky
Pounded and Proud

Hello, my name is Anonymised, and I'm a Proud Pound Pet.

by swimmingstar01
As You Were

She flew because she could. There was a part of her, not quite a memory, that knew what it was like not to have wings.

by squeak13
 
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"The House of Fear and Dread" by treeword
There is a house in Neovia that sits on the corner of Fear and Dread. No, really, the two streets were named after a couple of wealthy benefactors who donated a rather large sum of money to the town after the whole mayor debacle a few years previous. The former, a robust Elephante by the name of John Fear, became well known for his discovery of a simple syrup which...




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The Quest to Rescue Baelia: Part One
A thin line of smoke from the chimney rose up through the snowflakes gently falling from the grey sky above. Inside the hut sat two figures huddled together near the fire.

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Agent of the Sway: Discovery - Part Two
The Crokabek flew low over the desert, skimming over the dunes, eyes fixed on a target in the distant sandy haze. 

Two Neopets, slowly moving towards a ruin.

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Just Mutant Me
Mutants are beautiful to me! and You_Look_Like_This is no excuse for me. I love them all!!!

by pinksparklesz

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Bread and Butter
Responsible parenting

by _epiphany_



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