|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 634 | 28th day of Awakening, Y16
|The Devil Went Down to NeoviaBefore me, there's a blue mass, a ghost with eyes as red as a ruby apple. He glares menacingly at me and turns his attention to the Fyora doll in the chair. I know who he is... it's the Pant Devil! |
|Seeds"Don't worry, I'll be able to fix these troubles. Soon you won't have to worry about anything anymore."|
|The Uni Day Beauty PageantAethaevn shut her eyes tight, not wanting to acknowledge the other Unis getting along so well and feeling so happy. The real reason for her sorrow was...|
|RedemptionGormos was a reasonably intelligent Kougra, but even he had to admit that he had no experience – and no idea where to start – building a brainwashing ray. |
|If Only a DreamA trembling hand poked her awake. "Isca? Isca, wake up."|
|Yes, Doctor Demento!!Keep it together, Queek. You can do this, don't stress it, just keep calm.|
|Auction of EvilCastle Nox had let to divulge its deepest secrets. Rooms that did not appear on the plans still held their treasures. Dark treasures. |
|The Citadel's SacrificeBugles sounded as the Citadel folk took arms. Everyone was rushing about, growls in their throats, eyes red. War was to be waged...|
|Making a Name for Herself"I have to admit," said the newcomer, "that is the most impressive collection of wings I have ever laid my eyes upon."|
|Mind and MatterJhudora grumbled to herself as she trudged through the thick underbrush of the forest surrounding Glory Hollow.|
|The Villains' MeetingThe only activity was deep within the stone walls of Count Von Roo's castle. In the innermost room, a roaring fire added flickering, sinister light to a large oak table and the varied group that set about that table.|
|Jhudora's Biggest Fan"I need to think of a better name."
"Me. Something that Jhudora would approve of. Grace is too... sweet sounding."
|Across the Game BoardWhat was done, was done. She just had to trust her instincts now, and believe in her skill. |
|A Villein's Best DayOne potato, two potato, 100 ton marrow, four potato.|
|What We See in the Dark"My, my my. Aren't you lovely?"
If only flowers could run.
|Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter XVI"By Fyora's magical socks, it is him," I said, flabbergasted. "You'd think he'd know better than to come back here."|
|Dysfunctional Teamwork"You're a Pteri!" I called back in exasperation. "How can you not like flying!?"
"Let me rephrase that. I don't like flying when there's no gravity."
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The Gallery of Lesser Evil
While we all know who the big boss villains are - and if you don't, I highly suggest that you go take a peek at the Gallery of Evil - there are those lesser known villains going about Neopia and causing trouble as well. Who are these villains you ask? Well, this article right here is going to be your introduction...
|Alfred Quenton, Villain Extraordinaire: Part One|
"Monstrous Lupe and skinny Ogrin boy, you are about to receive a once-in-a-lifetime offer! Although you may be pathetic and wimpy now, I will mold you into mighty villains to be feared and respected. All you have to do is sign here and here."