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Absence

Though Julie knew that her daughter and petpet shared a paint brush color, it looked entirely different on the two of them and it wasn't until things like this that she was unpleasantly reminded. She made it a point to forget. There were enough painful reminders as it was.

by hermione_890_neo
A Conversation Between Rivals

When Layton Vickles settled down at his table, in some nameless restaurant in Altador, he had no idea that anyone would be joining him. He eyed the menu and then dropped it in disgust.

by sima232005
Cheat! - The Game of Moral Bankruptcy

I couldn't quite tell you how I found myself in the alleyways of Neopia Central that disastrous eve.

by valdeceit
This Story Does Not Exist

"Guess that means that I'm going to have to go get someone to go shopping," she muttered to herself.

by ivy_knight
Willow the Unwanted Weeble

"I'm looking for the petpets that no one buys," the woman said.

by jessicanoel062094
LawyerBot Gets Sentimental

If you haven't been made fully and un-questioningly aware by now, I'm LawyerBot. You can find me around Neopia on any given day, protecting well-meaning citizens from, well, themselves.

by jocelyn_joy
Invasion!

"You know," Bel was saying, "I really don't know what to do. The Oasis doesn't have too many jobs."

by dragonstorm_75
Memories of a (Former) Friend

I remember the joy on my mother's face when my father brought home the paint brush and told her we could move underwater. I remember how cold the paint felt on my feathers...

by kykygilde
 
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I am Schattenbluete, a gentle, blue Xweetok, who has the misfortune to be maligned by her mean, heartless siblings. I am writing this article to prove to my owner that I am a good, innocent Neopet, who would never have tried to cast a curse on that spoiled, meddlesome brat Herzenstrost... uh... I mean: My beloved baby sister. I might have studied various books about curses, but that is no proof at all. After all...



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Mr. Invisible #3 - The Snowager is asleep...
So that's why the "Wrath of Snowager" is released. LOL

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