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Squeaking Novas, Giant Flowers, and a Crying Queen

She couldn’t bear it anymore. Queen Fyora, the most dignified being in all of Neopia, fled back to her sanctuary...

by camherz
Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter VI

I was sitting in my room writing a short story about nothing in particular when I realized that it had a been nearly three months since I had been forced into working for the Meepits.

by kristykimmy
Balthazar the Apprentice

"Hello?" the young Lupe called out into the midst of the Haunted Woods. He shivered. Balthazar was alone. He had once liked the quiet, but this...

by xenna_15
Biography of a Villain: Eliv Thade

"So spelling is not my strong suit, what does that matter?" Eliv responded haughtily.

Also by thropp

by sandrilene

Finally Out

She knew no one wanted to adopt her, with her shaggy coat and trembling legs. She could not bear the fact that she was a lonely green Kacheek that no one wanted.

by fairygold
Silva's Story

She envied the other plushies who didn't need to try to get sold; they just sat there and waited. She wished it were that simple...

by bea0408
Maraquan Moments

It took nearly two weeks for her to be satisfied with any of the zaps.

by sugarsquare
Kougra Detective: The Mootix Conspiracy

"Two more missing petpet cases, a warf and a pet rock," she rolled her eyes as she reported, and handed me a stack of reports. "...And this one's interesting, the Neocola factory's had a break in..."

by neo_cool_dude12
Maemo and Vrai’s Negg Hunt

"No problem," Maemocala responded with a happy lilt, "Vrai and I were dying for a reason to go ourselves!" She fussed happily with Meephog's soft, pastel ears as she spoke.

by teaspill
 
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"Maemo and Vrai’s Negg Hunt" by teaspill
"Thank you so much for agreeing to take Meephog to the negg hunt!" A baby Moehog flew through the air, tracing a trajectory from the arms of its striped Xweetok mother into the ready paws of a smiling silver Kougra. "I couldn't do it myself this year. The last time we went, her siblings whined the entire time, and, well..."




Other Stories


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Scarblade's Pearl Personality Test
"This is a test compiled by a crazy Neopian named Roseliea who went through the trouble of interviewing each of the neopets featured in this test."

by theloverpokemonqueen

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The Laziest Games in Neopia
Who wants to work hard to have fun?

by shusu_chan

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Order of Four: Part Eleven
"The diamond shard is heavily warded," the Seer hissed beside me. "You are the only one who can break the wards and enter."

by jokerhahaazzz

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Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Six
"We demand to see Fyora!" said a Water Faerie angrily. "It's an emergency!"

by cloudpuffpuff

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Stereotypes
I am so sick of it.

by emw995

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Neo Items #3 - Economy Jelly Beans
Aw, beans...

by jemima_kitty24



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