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Fondant and Flippant Wishes

It takes him exactly thirty-three and a half steps to get downstairs to his kitchenette, where his coffeepot warms up within seven minutes.

by kingskid999
My Judge Hog

He had left at 7:38am NST on the 15th day of the Month of Celebrating.

by hersheykis96
Broken But Not Defeated!

Here she was, sifting through boxes of sporting equipment and old school notes she couldn't part with to find her "good fortune" pendant...

by chimp_chicken_fish
Dear Doctor Sloth

I think you're being unreasonable here. I'm sure you can fix me, if you put your mind to it.

by fredwulfa
Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter II

I had scored myself my biggest interview yet. I was going to write an article on Doctor Frank Sloth.

by kristykimmy
The Plushie Intruder

Striki had been charged with watching the garden. It was an odd task for a Darigan Kougra, perhaps, as Darigan Kougras were more often found guarding dark towers than bright flowers.

by lastavenger
Dreams Take Wing

Dreamer, a tiny blue and gold Faerie Techo, scampered up the tree as fast as her little legs could carry her.

by _sme_
Shenkuu's Sun

"Did you not hear when I spoke?" the Flotsam retorted.

"I was much too excited about the fact I was going to travel in time!"

by alanbran5

A New Job

"Tomns! Buck up, girl, or we'll never make it back to Brightvale by nightfall!"

by minnow
The Brightest Star in the Sky

Mama was the prettiest Yellow Xweetok you have ever seen.

by lilla1988
Willow

The carriage rocketed through the rain, water and mud splashing up against its frame. It was going far too fast...

by thorndove
 
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