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||Issue: 450 | 2nd day of Swimming, Y12
|The Golden WeewooIt was a Weewoo.
I had only heard of these in tales of lore...
|Writer's BlockA little voice in my head told me I was no good at writing and I should just give up. I hated this voice. I had named it Albert.|
|The Neopian Times 450 Extravaganza"Today I will be talking to some of the Neopian Times' most well-known recurring comic characters."|
|Make It 450 And You Have a Deal"You're a klutz, Myr," he said mercilessly. "Not even the Organization's Altair division would take you in."|
|450 DaysIt was also the number of days it had been since a certain red Mynci had seen her family – the number of days she'd been studying abroad on Mystery Island...|
|450 Minutes of SleepIn Meridell, I watched as the wind blew...|
|UnenlightenedThe streets were empty. Just like that. Everyone gone. The sudden silence rang in her ears...|
|The To Do ListThe paper extends out of my hands, overflowing like a crisp, frozen paper waterfall onto the floor, bulleted items in neat little rows all the way to the bottom.
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|450 Reasons Never to Trust a Weewoo"It's finally complete!" Zeke shouted in triumph. "The most wonderful, well-written story Neopia will ever see!"|
|Petpet Talk: Into the Neopian TimesThe daycare was on its very first field trip—the magnificent, awe striking, large building that was none other than the Neopian Times headquarters.|
|Cliché Day"The day I've been waiting for is here! A cliché day!"|
|450 MilesReuben, his weapon making business and his roguish grin were famous... so famous that Salita wanted to crawl into her quarters and never show her face. |
|Milk and Cookie - Around the WorldIn a cosy cottage outside of Meridell lived two good friends - Milk and Cookie.|
|Searching for SunshineIt is beautiful when it rains, and we don't notice that when we shriek and flee from the sudden downpour...|
|Once Upon an Attic"You look troubled," said the Krawk when she opened the door. "Perhaps I can be of assistance..."|
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While restocking is almost certainly the best way to make money, it tends to be time consuming, and there are a lot of guides for it already. Instead, I'm here to give you suggestions as how you can keep up with inflation and reach your goals just a bit faster, with only a little extra work. And my suggestion is very simple: use investments. That's all. Good luck getting that Draik! Okay, that probably needs more explanation...
|Tatterwings: Part Three|
"Edna's tower isn't too far away from here... she's said to be friendlier than others in this accursed wood, so I think we should start there."
|Ascension: Part Five|
One of the greatest lessons she had learned from her predecessor was the importance of never catering to pets like Velvet; to follow the whims of someone who did not respect you meant you did not respect yourself.