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Crooked Glasses

He would often console himself with the thought, "At least my ears aren't crooked."

by ayame_23
The Finest Moustache in Neopia: A Monologue

I haven't seen a finer moustache in all of Neopia!

by sadinei
Adventures in Facial Hair

"It is quite useless, Miss Constance," he laughed, twirling his thin waxed moustache between his fingers. "The Meridell mail coach stops for no one!"

by herdygerdy
Just Bring Me Your Ordinary Boring Neggs...

On a warm summer day, a gray Cybunny sits in front of a posh cafe. She orders nothing but a single ice cream cone, vanilla. She pays the cashier in all coins and says nothing.

by fuzzlytiara
Defaced!

She walked into my 10 by 10 square box of an office as though she owned the joint, betraying a lot of pride beneath the shabby green cape she was attempting to conceal herself in.

by mamasimios
Magic and Mustaches

"This will be the last time he tries to take over my company with his snazzy Neohomes 2.0!"

With his last exclamation, the drop fell into the bubbling potion. The brew turned bright orange--

by vanessa1357924680

The Tashies

"With my gorgeous looks and beautiful, flowing moustache, it'll be easy."

by jayo289
The Remarkable Rainbow

"Well, logically there is no possible way for a rainbow to be here without any sunlight. Yet there is always a rainbow, no matter what the weather is..."

by amysmother_8
A Very Hairy Faerie Day

Faeries are people, just like any mortal, with all the flaws and virtues that entails.

So really, it's not at all surprising what happened on one fateful day when things got a bit hairy...

by cookybananas324

Onisuki

"Suko, you'll go through a transfer. Suki, I'm sending you through the pound. No offense, but I don't think many pound snipers want a red Xweetok."

by 7splat52
Prank'd and Reprank'd

It was April Fool's Day, and Loranigh was bored. This was a very bad combination...

Also by saro_the_legendaerie

by tippertot

Incognito

"Well, um, I was wondering, if going to Neopia was in your plans at all for your next nefarious scheme?"

by ginny_invisible
The Secret Diary of a Double Agent

Yes, I am aware that I'm breaking the most basic rule of being a Double Agent by writing anything down. But to be honest...

by nimras23
The Best Easter Negg

Sometimes the best Easter Neggs harbor the biggest surprises.

by brokensilent
 
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Moustache Protection



The lucky few which are graced with this extraordinary bit of facial hair cannot help but draw attention to it, either by styling it into a particular fashion or growing it to an incredible size. Yet each one of them has one thing in common; they are proud of their beautiful moustache...



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How to Throw the Best Easter Party in Neopia
Let the planning begin!

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Sartorial Shoyrus: A guide to Shoyru-specific Wearables
A run down on the dashing threads you can treat your Shoyru to this year.

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The Winds of Change: Part Three
Flight sipped her smoothie before speaking. "Did you read the letter Ivy left for you?" Flight asked.

by icedragon_14_1

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To the Infamous, We Salute You: Part One
Mrs. Sleet snatched up Tally’s paper from her desk. Aside from the miniscule amount of writing on it, it was completely covered in doodles. Doodles of Acaras...

by water_glass

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Neopian Anomaly
That’s what you get for badmouthing your opponent.

by lizica166

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Attention, Neopia!
Wonder what kind of trimmer you could use for that...

by chemoi



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