|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 400 | 10th day of Swimming, Y11
|ShoesI like to stare at shoes. It's always been one of my fancies, looking at all of the plastic, the leather, the cotton I could never have. |
|Actions and WordsThis part of my story began in the Pound, just like many other Neopets.|
|Confessions of a Giant SquidBeing the king of all that is Underwater and Fishing, I have responsibility over everything that is Underwater and Fishing. |
|Three Kreludan Rocks"Don't play dumb with me," Valka snapped, slamming a hoof on his desk making the two jump. "Those three rocks you collected while you were off strutting around Kreludor."|
|Paper ButterfliesHe pins the Neopian Times on his wall, frames and hangs them like butterflies.|
|The Virtual Tour Guide: Identification Number 0400"How do you destroy Evil Fuzzles?"|
|The Magician Cometh'Do forgive me if I sound a touch rude,' she added, drawing a long breath of the majestic fragrance of the rose, 'but just who are you? How did you get into my home?'|
|Unlucky Issue Four HundredThe magazine was the four hundredth issue of "Neopia Fashion Monthly," and it lay open to the page that had just informed Phairix that her long trunk was just not "in."|
|The 400 Steps to KreludorFlurple was a starry Kacheek, but more than that, he was a dreamer.|
|400 Times The MadnessThis morning started out the same as usual. |
|A Fruit Machine Frolic for Issue Four HundredP.S. we would like to inform you that you have been voted most likely to be abducted by Alien Aishas.|
|Always Look on the Brightvale Side of LifeIt started as every adventure should- with a theme song.|
|Counting Woes"Her name is Kaley," Amy said. "I just got her today." She held out her arms for Cassie to look at the pet. "What do you think?"|
|A Chance FriendshipSuddenly my owner sat up straight, her eyes widening. "Is that the time? Coincidence, I have to go."|
|The Weewoo NestMa says that I shouldn't sit out there for so long, since I'll catch a cold. But I told her that I haven't ever seen a cold, so how could I catch it?|
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"Antagonism" by lion_trainer
"I don't care what he means, Mr. Marcus. He's a terrible waiter. He never brings my food out properly the first time, he never responds when I hail him, and it's quite obvious that he takes pleasure in antagonizing me and my brother..."
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It felt wrong withholding information from the person who had hired him. The Techo almost spoke up, but stopped himself. He had a good reason for keeping it quiet.
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