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A Heart to Heart

In the bright chill of a February morning, two beautiful Draiks met in a snow-covered playground.

Also by earthlingdreamz

by yoyote

Diary of a Kadoatie

I stare out through the bars of my cage. Out there, there are petpets milling about contentedly with their owners...

by ginny_invisible
Bye Bye Valentine

We first met in preschool, but we never really talked until the first grade.

by micrody
Meepit Morphing Mess

Don't I get enough bad luck as it is? Don't I? Perhaps I should start from the beginning.

by thealleycat13
The Valentines Day Card Catastrophe

I ran to my house and looked closely at the pile blocking my door.

It seemed to be a bunch of cards.

by hermione_890_neo

The Heart of a Ripped Valentines Chia Plushie

Time moves so slowly. Too slowly when you are a plushie, small and ripped, leaking stuffing...

Also by lovemycat17

by mamasimios

The Letter

What could he say? What could possibly reverse those dreadful words he'd uttered exactly a year ago?

by punctuation_ninja
Valentine's Day with Dr. Sloth

Dr. Sloth grimaced; everything about Valentine's Day reeked of... of happiness and... friendship.

by hopeforgotten
The Meepit Show: Valentine's Day Special

Up until now, the Meepit Show has maintained a very proud tradition of having absolutely nothing to do with Meepits.

by spoonguardonline
A Valentine's Surprise

"We only have two days!" she said. "It's Valentine's Day AND our sister's birthday in two days. And we haven't done anything."

by maltese51191
An Unforgettable Valentine's Day Party

Viktor's heart jumped to his throat as he realized how grave this was. If this really was blurred vision, then there was no way he could go to the party...

by dragonoftheseas2
Bull's Eye

"Well," Rosie giggled. "That was not even close to the bull's eye."

by iloenchen
A 'Dreamy' Valentines

She gasped as she noted the date. Valentines Day?! "Oh, how can this be!?" she cried in despair.

by blonde310
Alone Again on Valentine's Day

The blue Hissi tried to spend every Valentine's Day the same way, relaxed in a tree and watching the clouds pass by. Unfortunately...

by be2aware
The Valentines Fiasco (A Tale of Sloth and Jhudora)

"Did you just poison my Lemwart Fizz?"

by larkspurlane
 
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Homemade Valentines



"I don't have the kind of money for that." So what is a Neopet to do? Why, it's quite simple, really: make all of your presents! Nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" more than something you took the time and care to make. Besides showing the special Neopians in your life how you feel, making your Valentine's gifts is often a lot cheaper than the alternatives! Without further ado, I present to you six beautiful* homemade gift ideas...



Other Stories


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Complete Mush: Fifteen Valentine Gifts for the Lost
So here it is, that time of year again when you're surrounded by pink paper, red hearts, and enough chocolate to cause dentists to cry into their plastic gloves.

by giggilogalmewmew

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Chocolate Neopets – There's Nothing Sweeter
Do you dream of a neopet that is sweet and unique? If so, a chocolate neopet may be the perfect pet for you.

by catspook

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Inevitable Betrayal: Part Six
Fools. They would believe that it was their self-righteous duty to preserve the peace in the Haunted Woods.

by ayame_23

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Thing: Part Six
"He's nice enough. He's sweet and loyal and all the things a petpet should be, and I would love to keep him, really, but..."

by haahaa113

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One Fish, Two Fish
Well, at least he's devoted.

by fish_puddle

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Just Crazy Valentines Edition
Can you say "Tough Love"?

Script by genta1111

by empoleon07




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