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||Issue: 379 | 13th day of Awakening, Y11
|A Heart to HeartIn the bright chill of a February morning, two beautiful Draiks met in a snow-covered playground.
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|Diary of a KadoatieI stare out through the bars of my cage. Out there, there are petpets milling about contentedly with their owners...|
|Bye Bye ValentineWe first met in preschool, but we never really talked until the first grade. |
|Meepit Morphing MessDon't I get enough bad luck as it is? Don't I? Perhaps I should start from the beginning.|
|The Valentines Day Card CatastropheI ran to my house and looked closely at the pile blocking my door.
It seemed to be a bunch of cards.
|The Heart of a Ripped Valentines Chia PlushieTime moves so slowly. Too slowly when you are a plushie, small and ripped, leaking stuffing...
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|The LetterWhat could he say? What could possibly reverse those dreadful words he'd uttered exactly a year ago?|
|Valentine's Day with Dr. SlothDr. Sloth grimaced; everything about Valentine's Day reeked of... of happiness and... friendship.|
|The Meepit Show: Valentine's Day SpecialUp until now, the Meepit Show has maintained a very proud tradition of having absolutely nothing to do with Meepits. |
|A Valentine's Surprise"We only have two days!" she said. "It's Valentine's Day AND our sister's birthday in two days. And we haven't done anything."|
|An Unforgettable Valentine's Day PartyViktor's heart jumped to his throat as he realized how grave this was. If this really was blurred vision, then there was no way he could go to the party...|
|Bull's Eye"Well," Rosie giggled. "That was not even close to the bull's eye."|
|A 'Dreamy' ValentinesShe gasped as she noted the date. Valentines Day?! "Oh, how can this be!?" she cried in despair.|
|Alone Again on Valentine's DayThe blue Hissi tried to spend every Valentine's Day the same way, relaxed in a tree and watching the clouds pass by. Unfortunately...|
|The Valentines Fiasco (A Tale of Sloth and Jhudora)"Did you just poison my Lemwart Fizz?"|
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"I don't have the kind of money for that." So what is a Neopet to do? Why, it's quite simple, really: make all of your presents! Nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" more than something you took the time and care to make. Besides showing the special Neopians in your life how you feel, making your Valentine's gifts is often a lot cheaper than the alternatives! Without further ado, I present to you six beautiful* homemade gift ideas...
|Thing: Part Six|
"He's nice enough. He's sweet and loyal and all the things a petpet should be, and I would love to keep him, really, but..."