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New Flavors

I lifted the smooth wooden spoon to my lips and took a small taste. Ugh, it really was as awful as I remembered...

by sweetie_butterfly
Memoir of a Caption Contest Winner

It all started one day when my faithful Poogle Cheesedoodles and I had snuck into Neopia Central in disguise...

by i_live_under_the_bed
The Princess and the Candychan

Tzila continued to sob, and did not speak of what caused her such grief. Her tears caused the poor island to flood...

by twocents
Petpet Talk: The Daycare

Arnold the Angelpuss whimpered as his owner dropped him off at a crowded room...

by christmas_ice
Treasure of a Lifetime

Thinking it was just another sulking customer, Avi went over and asked nicely, "What will you have to drink, sir?"

by rat_terrier_lover_12
Cheaters Never Prosper

"Two sixes," said Kalora as she laid two cards face down in the centre of the table. Fernypoo noted that Kalora's ears did not twitch...

Also by dollgirl44

by mamasimios

A Very Special Plushie

Bela scanned the gift boxes. None of them had airholes... but perhaps it was a robot petpet she was getting...

by haahaa113
Neovian Shadows

The rough hewn cobblestone streets of Neovia, normally bustling with life, were now vacant at that dark hour...

by bluecloud300
Who, Me?

"Are you going to get up?" said a voice from above...

by dipper70
The Strange Day

YES! Finally, a hot day. We are already three days into summer vacation, and it's been rain, rain, rain! How lame is that?

by little_fairy2008
Lighten Up: Another Comedy In Two Acts

Why did you summon us to your neohome so late at night? I'm not waiting around with you so you can play Deadly Dice later...

by raccoonkid230
 
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Before I explain the sticky moral dilemma regarding transfers, let's study the word in closer detail, as I'm told studying is apparently helpful or something. According to my handy-dandy dictionary, the word comes from trans-, meaning "a geometric isomer having a pair of identical atoms or groups on the opposite sides of two atoms linked by a double bond", and -fer, meaning "one that bears." I'm not sure what atomic bears have to do with transfers, but I'm sure it's incredibly illuminating and 100% relevant...



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So, Are You A ___ Collector?
We'll do a word association test.

by s57v58

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Way Too MANY Neopian Book Reviews
Antique Furniture: This book will tell you how to find the hippest, freshest, most modern designs in antique furniture.

by qazx301

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Following the Wind: Part Four
"What are you doing here?" the woman snapped. "Nobody has jurisdiction to use the nexus right now..."

Also by noob

by scarletspindle


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Pirate Lady: Part Three
It had been a sore blow to her pride to tell King Hagan she had no choice in the matter; Captain Tamzin Herner had a choice in everything...

by concertogreat_8

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Ace of Spades
Mwa ha ha!

by unaagi

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Hungry Hungry Grarrl
This happens to me. A lot.

by touchedbyapenguin



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