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The Nedler Painting

The tentacles were what made the thing intolerable. Three tentacles, long, purple, slimy...

by cpmtiger
The Squeezy Toothbrush

My mother is a very hygienic person, and being the male Shoyru that I am, I do not take part in the thing she calls 'bathing' very often...

by tabbsizzles
Sea and Sky: The Story of the First Faerie Peophin

Above the sound of waves crashing to the beach, she could hear a soft cry. As she swam closer to an outcropping of rocks fringed by berry bushes...

by princess_raging
The Story of Baby Angel

What lurks under that cute and innocent face?

by ilovefoxtrot
Switch

Jhudora stared at the smoking shelf with an annoyed look. She huffed loudly. "Even Illusen's job is superior to this!" she exclaimed...

by tigerstripe172
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Where It All Begins

I knew I could handle another pet. I wasn't exactly wealthy, but I had enough...

by reeses_pet
Story of a Scriblet

How did I end up here? In a few seconds, it all came back. The pesky Aisha, the terrifying paw of Fluffy the Warf...

by popdoom
A One Act Play Concerning Mendelev the Kacheek

I doubt that you have ever heard

Of a Kacheek named Mendelev...

by spunk1

The Story of The Usul Suspects

Watching over ten Baby Usuls was going to be difficult, especially for five hours, but if she was getting paid...

by moondog1997
I Will Always Be Your Biggest Fan

She’d been replaced by other new singers, more talented, prettier outfits...

by doopingla
Jelly Welly, My Bestest Friend Ever!

"Ooh, what is it, what is it? Tell me!" Little Parlat was so excited; he was jumping up and down with glee...

by ffamran
Five Going On Twenty

Being a Big Krawk is certainly different. Before... how do I explain?

by weaponstar
 
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"The Story of Baby Angel" by ilovefoxtrot
My owner became absolutely starry-eyed and declared that my petpet was such a Baby Angel. I decided to humor her and told her that's what I would name it, Baby Angel. Apparently I have a dormant sense of irony. As soon as my owner dropped us off at home and left to go earn more neopoints, my pet's eyes went from angelic to devilish in three seconds flat...




Other Stories


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Making Neofriends - The Courteous Way
In my opinion, to make a friend here, you need good manners and some courtesy.

by bambipurr

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Fostering Neopets
This helping can be done in different ways. Some users just feed and play with the animals; others go as far as painting a pet.

by i_wanna_be_thatgirl

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Reshar Collifay: A Star in the Making - Part Three
"We play Brightvale next. It's going to be tough, and I heard there's going to be thousands of people there to watch us... including Altador Cup scouts!"

by samschelfhout2

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The Darkest One - Book 1: Bringer of Night - Part One
It wasn’t always like this. I wasn’t always a servant to darkness. I was once a hero in my time...

by amwolford

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Green Spikes: Revenge!
The Grundo Leader won't know what hit 'im.

by okami_ginhane

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Happy As A Clam
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by b4nd3r5n47ch



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