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||Issue: 305 | 17th day of Hiding, Y9
|Sloth's New PlanGrundos were useless, Sloth thought as he entered the storage room. Boxes were thrown without organization, wherever it was easiest...
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|One Day At A Time8:30 a.m. Check in at the Defender Headquarters. Judge Hog is being his usual surly self...|
|A Lucky Boy"I'm so bored!" wailed Cal, rolling over onto his belly...|
|Evaristus the EnviousEvaristus the Royal Usul sat gloomily in the candlelit drawing room of his Meridell Neohome. It was a warm summer evening...|
|Fighting Kass; The Tale of a TreehouseMy domain, though, did not lie within my cottage, or even within the huge corridors of Brightvale Castle, where my father worked. I spent my entire childhood in what I considered the most magical thing any backyard could have...|
|The UnpaintingThe ghost Koi sighed. He should really know better than to trust his owner...|
|Through Three Eyes"It's nothing," Salba mumbled, sighing and hanging her head low. I could tell something was very wrong. "You don't need to know yet..."|
|Where Neggs Come FromI was very glad to step out of the cold. As the Faerie shut the door behind me, I could see an astounding array of neggs lining the curved walls...|
|Only a BlanketI've learned that not many people go out of their way to buy a Baby Security Blanket, and I had been sitting in there for ages since I randomly appeared in Neopia...|
|Monotonous Madness"Oh my gosh! This is going to be so much fun! Aren't you excited, M.C.?" my owner, Darkside, gushed as we gazed at the infamous Wheel of Monotony...|
|Sal Vs. The Neopian TimesSpeaking of stories, this story I was about to deliver to the Catacombs, was brilliant. I know it sounds egotistical, and Miles will tell you I am, but...|
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"Monotonous Madness" by darkside_of_the_moon
"Umm... woohoo?" I replied, trying to sound enthusiastic for Darkside's benefit. She tries so hard to keep me and Staples happy, and I really appreciate it, but... she has a weird idea of fun, you know what I mean?
|Dress to Impress|
Are you a little confused about dressing up your pet? Do you need some advice on how to complete the perfect outfit? Look no further!
|Name Me, I'm Yours!|
What can a Neopian do when faced with pets whose names don't quite fit? Sadly, the option taken by many is to ignore all but the perfectly-named pets for adoption...
|Rainbow Lane: Part One|
The ceremony of my three-monthhood would begin at the hour of twelve p.m. I was born exactly at that time. I would be painted white, supposedly the color of purity in my community. I highly doubt that now...