|For an easier life
||Issue: 305 | 17th day of Hiding, Y9
|Sloth's New PlanGrundos were useless, Sloth thought as he entered the storage room. Boxes were thrown without organization, wherever it was easiest...
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|One Day At A Time8:30 a.m. Check in at the Defender Headquarters. Judge Hog is being his usual surly self...|
|A Lucky Boy"I'm so bored!" wailed Cal, rolling over onto his belly...|
|Evaristus the EnviousEvaristus the Royal Usul sat gloomily in the candlelit drawing room of his Meridell Neohome. It was a warm summer evening...|
|Fighting Kass; The Tale of a TreehouseMy domain, though, did not lie within my cottage, or even within the huge corridors of Brightvale Castle, where my father worked. I spent my entire childhood in what I considered the most magical thing any backyard could have...|
|The UnpaintingThe ghost Koi sighed. He should really know better than to trust his owner...|
|Through Three Eyes"It's nothing," Salba mumbled, sighing and hanging her head low. I could tell something was very wrong. "You don't need to know yet..."|
|Where Neggs Come FromI was very glad to step out of the cold. As the Faerie shut the door behind me, I could see an astounding array of neggs lining the curved walls...|
|Only a BlanketI've learned that not many people go out of their way to buy a Baby Security Blanket, and I had been sitting in there for ages since I randomly appeared in Neopia...|
|Monotonous Madness"Oh my gosh! This is going to be so much fun! Aren't you excited, M.C.?" my owner, Darkside, gushed as we gazed at the infamous Wheel of Monotony...|
|Sal Vs. The Neopian TimesSpeaking of stories, this story I was about to deliver to the Catacombs, was brilliant. I know it sounds egotistical, and Miles will tell you I am, but...|
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"Monotonous Madness" by darkside_of_the_moon
"Umm... woohoo?" I replied, trying to sound enthusiastic for Darkside's benefit. She tries so hard to keep me and Staples happy, and I really appreciate it, but... she has a weird idea of fun, you know what I mean?
|Name Me, I'm Yours!|
What can a Neopian do when faced with pets whose names don't quite fit? Sadly, the option taken by many is to ignore all but the perfectly-named pets for adoption...
|Mysteries of Neopia: Revealed|
What lies within this article may be too shocking for some readers to handle. All of those illusions you had about these items will be shattered and replaced with the cold, hard truth...
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