|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 302 | 27th day of Swimming, Y9
|Eye of the StormThe Shoyru simply sing-songed with glee, "It's a SURPRISE, silly!" and started flying off. Farrich sighed...|
|Finding SnarkieAt precisely that second, a loud (and quite obnoxious) shriek rang through the house, closely followed by a series of oscillating wails. Jaileen rolled her eyes and jogged off towards the living room...|
|Trapped in ParadiseSuddenly the ship lurched forward and Darren was sent tumbling over the edge...|
|Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting"So, what kind of experience do you have as a shopkeeper? I mean, why should I hire you?"|
|A Forgotten MemoryThe missing link between the Usurper plot and the Curse of Qasala...!|
|Sloth's Takeover! (Er... Well, Lack Thereof)I have invaded almost every aspect of Neopia possible. My latest conquest is the Neopian Times. Since I have already invaded the editorial section, I need a new challenge...|
|Being MeIt didn't really matter what they thought of me, of course. Their opinions, though often expressed pointedly to me in the hallways, meant nothing to someone who was proud to call herself a unique individual...|
|The Reason Dr. Sloth is Here"Take this to the Neopian Times, and have them print this on the front page. Do it, or you will become the Spider Grundo's new toy," Dr. Sloth ordered the Grundo...|
|Sketching a PteriShe was a mere three feet away from the tip of the Rainbow Pool, and she jumped. Mew's adrenaline rush increased rapidly as she came within inches of the surface of the pool, and...|
|Faeries Don't ForgetWe usually ignore her quests as she only heals pets and makes them heavier...|
|The Changing ROOmThis was never just a game, though. It never can be. For here, Yooyuball is life. Every goal is a vindication of your self and a victory for your team...|
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Altador Cup: Mutants?
"I'm not interested. It's not like there are many mutants I can cheer for." So said one very disgruntled mutant Gelert. "I mean, all the other pets get tons of representation. Even the really rare ones! Where's ours?" A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks...
|Where Have All The Mutants Gone?|
A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks of the Virtupets and Haunted Woods teams.
|Smurdnunoc: Part Four|
The Krawk gave a weak shrug. "I... felt I had to add my own little bit in..." he explained meekly. "I haven't gotten a lot of good lines so far this story..."
|Waiting for Anna: Part Ten|
I am a real magician, she thinks at him, fiercely, and the audience is back. Her brother is gone, or maybe he's still out there; she can't tell any more through the stage lights. Anna takes a deep breath, and begins...