|Reporting live from Neopia
||Issue: 276 | 26th day of Sleeping, Y9
|Operation Usuki Outta HereMy three little sisters are baby Usul triplets, and, because of their "cute looks," my owner, Katrina, spoils them with anything they want. And the only thing they want, are, yup, Usukis...|
|Legend of the VoidberryThe orange Grundo laughed. "Farming on Kreludor? This would cost more neopoints than I have in my budget, not to mention that it will simply not work..."|
|The Lucky KauThe Skeith snorted and Nina looked up at him abruptly. "I'm selling paint brushes," he said gruffly. "Real cheap..."|
|Attempting a Surprise PartyI only had two hours left to set up for the party. It was my purple Xweetok AvaGirl101's (or Ava for short) birthday and I was throwing her a surprise party...|
|The Case of the Elusive XThe red Grarrl folded his arms and stared back at the Mynci. "We'll go through it again, then. I repeat, where were you last Monday night?"|
|The Ugly ChildCleo, who was Ms. Polsha's babysitter, sighed but nodded. "Yeah, okay," she agreed...|
|Why Battle Ducks' Eyes BulgeA small, charming story about a girl and her ducks...|
|The Development of Petpet CannonballAll of the petpets cowered in fear, hearing the stampede of wooden peg legs and thick boots from above. The young ones in the small pit huddled as close as possible to the veterans...|
|Tiramisu and the GemsThe rainbow Kougra checked her pack for the fifth time in an hour. Everything was there – her beloved yellow Cybunny plushie, some water, some food, a healing potion, and the three gems...|
|UnderworldThe Pteri fluttered his wings in exasperation. "Haven't you heard the noises? The sky is falling!"|
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