|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 274 | 12th day of Sleeping, Y9
|Growing Insanity"Because you agreed to do Taelia's Quest and then you realised you were too cheap for the items so YOU have to tell her that you're going to fail it.. AGAIN," Keriani replied...|
|A Day at the Neopian TimesWhat goes on in the inner workings of the NT? Read on...|
|Master and PupilHe'd had the lecture hundreds of times before and didn't need to hear it again. All the same, it felt like cheating not to tell Kiro about the latest failure...|
|It Must Be Love"Look at me just throw money away." She opens her fingers and the little red coin falls, landing with a clatter. "I can't pick up the love I hold for you and just drop it down the sink..."|
|Carpenter and the Dark SunIt had been six months since the day Shard and I had been banished from the gallion clan we used to belong to. Six months, and the scars still hadn't healed; maybe they never would...|
|The Honorary FeepitRufus the Feepit on the other hand was rarely around. As soon as the masters were gone he would disappear...|
|Come SundownI was on my first dig (the Techo begins) which was quite a few years ago, as you could well imagine. We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here...|
|Where's Bibi Gone?"OK! You can play with my Click Klacks! I've seen a nice patch of mud to roll around in out in the garden, and I've got to do it quick before Ruby stops me," answered Pouncer...|
|Cursed"Don't go in there," Zan had always told him. The yellow Ruki smirked and picked up his pace to a brisk run...|
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