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Sisters Forever

"I've got it! Sibeal! She has tons of hair stuff! I bet she won't mind if I borrow one!"

by violet_nose
Hour of The Haunted Woods

"These woods are filled with mystery, and only the misunderstood dare to dwell here..."

by alexrae963
Cheese Rolling

Meridell was too medieval for her taste. What Yokalli really wanted was to play games to earn a Mimbi, but nooooooo. She had to "explore" Meridell and see the culture of the medieval Neopets...

by silverswirl_1996
The Window

The cool house provided a welcome relief. Carefully tying the last daisy into her hair, the blue Aisha stepped into the parlor. This was her favorite room...

by reggieman721
My LAST Game of Round Table Poker

"Ready?" asked Nigel of Meridar. The room was silent. The damp from the stone floor penetrated the very air we were breathing...

by merticulous
The Princess Letters

My father, Coltzan, and I knew that someday, such an event was eventually going to happen. We realized that you would eventually have a desire to go back and reclaim your own kingdom...

by myfallenrevival4
The Trouble with New Clothes

"Washing machine?" The Shop Wizard looked stumped. This, I decided, was a bad sign...

by forty2stars
The Provider

Marshall was sure to obey orders by keeping a close eye on his buddy at all times. Unfortunately, it was a difficult task. Thomas never stayed in one place...

by playmobil_is_my_life
The Last Real Fake Magician

Staggering back, he looked at what, or rather who, he'd run into. It was a red Shoyru in a black silk top hat and cape...

by neesboy
 
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Poking Like a Pro



I am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how to poke and how to become a champion, so that you may participate in the NOPEs in Y12, which are going to take place in Shenkuu. It will take great skill, determination, and you will have to miss several meals, but hopefully, when you finish reading this article, you will be a poking champion...



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Methods of Training
This guide is just here to explain to anyone who is interested in training up their pet for the wonderful world of Battledoming. I am going to explain 5 ways on how to make your pet the ULTIMATE FIGHTING MACHINE!

by pyrorockchik

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Inner Tubing for Dummies
Your guide to inner tubing down the waters we all know as Kiko Lake!

by vanillastar12

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One Last Song: Part Four
He was not cut out for this job. He was a lanky, knobby Lenny with fluorescent orange feathers that stuck up in all the wrong places, oversized feet, and was constantly pushing a pair of large, circular glasses up to his eyes as they frequently slid down his beak...

by mutedsanity

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In This Together: Part One
"There's nothing to worry about, little sister," he told me, draping his paw around my shoulders. "You've got me. And we're in this together, don't you ever forget that..."

by rainbow_daydreamer

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Random Tails
Not ALL pets deserves a Royal Paint Brush...

by beez337

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Meow?
You know you should feed your petpet when...

by edddibgaz



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