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||Issue: 268 | 1st day of Celebrating, Y8
|Sisters Forever"I've got it! Sibeal! She has tons of hair stuff!
I bet she won't mind if I borrow one!"|
|Hour of The Haunted Woods"These woods are filled with
mystery, and only the misunderstood dare to dwell here..."|
|Cheese RollingMeridell was too medieval for her taste. What Yokalli really wanted was to play
games to earn a Mimbi, but nooooooo. She had to "explore" Meridell and see the
culture of the medieval Neopets...|
|The WindowThe cool house provided a welcome relief. Carefully tying the last daisy into
her hair, the blue Aisha stepped into the parlor. This was her favorite room...|
|My LAST Game of Round Table Poker"Ready?" asked Nigel of Meridar. The room was
silent. The damp from the stone floor penetrated the very air we were breathing...|
|The Princess LettersMy father, Coltzan, and I knew that someday, such an event was eventually going
to happen. We realized that you would eventually have a desire to go back and
reclaim your own kingdom...|
|The Trouble with New Clothes"Washing machine?" The Shop Wizard looked stumped. This, I decided, was a bad sign...|
|The ProviderMarshall was sure to obey orders by keeping a close eye on his buddy
at all times. Unfortunately, it was a difficult task.
Thomas never stayed in one place...|
|The Last Real Fake MagicianStaggering
back, he looked at what, or rather who, he'd run into. It was a red Shoyru in
a black silk top hat and cape...|
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|One Last Song: Part Four|
He was not cut out for this job. He was a lanky,
knobby Lenny with fluorescent orange feathers that stuck up in all the wrong
places, oversized feet, and was constantly pushing a pair of large, circular
glasses up to his eyes as they frequently slid down his beak...
|In This Together: Part One|
"There's nothing to worry about, little sister,"
he told me, draping his paw around my shoulders. "You've got me. And
we're in this together, don't you ever forget that..."