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||Issue: 266 | 17th day of Storing, Y8
|And It All Ended with PeachbreadKaridee hesitated then barked, "Yes, I do. Now go away. Go annoy some other poor soul..."
|How Do Mika and Carassa Have All That Stuff?"Don't worry," the Pant Devil growled as he
glanced at his watch. "No time to steal anything... I have a meeting..."|
|Purple Love"I need you back home, with
me..." Jhudora said.
Needed her? For what? For an experiment?|
|Until Siyana Comes"Flusteration of dawn!" someone shouted. I opened my sleep-filled eyes to a pale early
morning sky. Along the horizon, just above the trees and distant mountains,
was the pink glow of dawn...|
|Golden Slumbers"You're awake!" she exclaimed over and over.
"You're awake! Are you feeling okay?"|
|How Boochi Came to Be"Max, you need to help others. When all is lost,
you must still help others so that hope may remain for the future..."|
|The World of the Wealthy"MI, I can't. I have to complete this laser.
How else will I terrify the general public when I stage my attack on Neopia?"|
|The Hardest GoodbyeFern was a green Uni, and I saw her every day. It was quite a long walk to her house, but I didn't mind. I wish I had paid more attention to the feeling inside me that was screaming for me to turn around and go home...|
|Unpredictable Predictions"Ugh, what is going on today?" she growled and
rolled the other direction. Not two moments after her lids shut she heard another
rustle and nearly jumped out of her metal skin...|
|The Origins Of: BalthazarI, Balthazar Rory Snarlington
Woof, have come out of hiding to reveal the truth once and for all, so that
everyone may at last realise how my name and existence have become so maliciously
|VenuquinThere is salt in the water, and some innate intuition tells
you that this water is unfit to drink. As soon as you think that, your thirst
comes back with new vengeance. Just your luck. Where are you? How did you get
here? How do you get out of here? Will anyone think to look for you?|
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"And It All Ended with Peachbread" by bubblebob052
Today the cause for Faye's unhappiness was the fact that Karidee had had enough of her friend's childishness. She was tired of her always being so particular and bossing her about. She had been planting some flowers in her section of the garden when Faye stormed outside and demanded that Karidee let her do the job right. So, she decided enough was enough...
|How to Be a Cracking Guild Leader|
A guild would be nothing without its strong-willed leader - the member
that provides motivation, shows great communication skills and leads the guild