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The Tooth Faerie

Not all stories end happily, you know. Whenever someone starts reading a story they just know that no matter what, the end will be filled with cheerfulness, smiles, and everyone's lives being OK. Well in the real Neopia, things aren't all like that...

by dya_katt108
Cracker Wars

"It's no good, Dr. Crumblebum," he called over to the shadow. "You'll never take me alive!"

by silent_snow
The Last Attempt

When they finally arrived at the beach, Maerzadi was immediately a little intimidated by the vast amount of water. He was really hesitant to just jump right in even if he was riding on Yasil's back. Yasil tried everything...

by aerissdb
A People Deceived

The little Techo had grown up in the postwar times, after their war with Skarl. Now they lived in peace, thanks to the grace and wisdom of Lord Kass...

by lockshensa
Invisible Identity

"I lost something once! I lost something I couldn't live without!" I said, standing up suddenly. "My identity!" No one seemed to notice except the few near me...

by aerin_lupe844
Once Upon A Ship

The Poogle quickly ran up and down the cages, looking in each one. They were all empty! Every last one. Each door swung open on its hinges. She knew immediately what she had to do...

by monkeybytes
Highrock Pack History Songs: Birth of Skysong Pack

The Tyrannian Lupe took a deep breath of the rain soaked jungle air. As it passed over the scent glands in his nose, he detected the odors of trees, prey, and damp earth. There was a faint scent he didn't recognize, but that wasn't important...

by shinkoryu14
The Young Nabile

Nabile, who had just lost her mother the night before, was crying her little eyes out. "I sure am hungry. But I don't have any Neopoints..."

by americangirlover386
The Perfect Recipe

"What we need," said Miami thoughtfully, "is a perfect recipe."

by katiesheffield
Your Dearest, Nibbles

Something caught Nibbles' eyes. She looked around her, and saw what it was. To this day, no one but Nibbles knew what made her run away, not even Tamara, but she ran...

by 101monica101
The Pant Devil's Desire

The Grundo Leader sighed, crossed his legs on the pink cloud that matched his unfortunate skin condition, and rapped the Pant Devil over the head...

by schefflera
 
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"A People Deceived!" by lockshensa
Now they lived in peace, thanks to the grace and wisdom of Lord Kass. All her life, the majestic Eyrie had guided them. Posters, speeches, and fellow pets spoke of his greatness. It wasn't something that could be denied; it simply was. Lord Kass's goodness was as firm and unchangeable as the cycle of the seasons...




Other Stories


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Run for Your Lives! (A Guide on Self-Preservation)
Have you ever been in a situation where you're talking to a person who is vaguely sinister and slightly threatening and you can't decide when to make your timely exit before they do something vaguely sinister and very threatening to you?

by rangapawtaggerung

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Life of a Lutari: Common Questions Finally Answered
Most of you think we just popped up on a random day, taking the Neopian world by storm and surprise. But this simply isn't the case! We Lutaris have been around just as long as any other pet...

by hannahb23

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Rising Shadow: Part Two
"Aside from the mysterious criminal who has been abducting warriors and figures of authority from all over Neopia, you mean," Darigan replied sarcastically...

by sarahleeadvent

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Needed Adventure: Part Nine
The pets who had been hovering at the edges of their cages, staring out at the freedom before them as if at an old friend who they had thought long dead, now were galvanized into action. Those who could leapt from their cages with shouts of triumph...

by tdyans

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Mootix Itch
The Mootix just dropped on Eamann's Babaa!

by autoc007

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3Dim-Wits - Coping With Loss
Watch what you say around pirates.

by blumaroocrazy21



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