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The Pink Pen

My pencils and pens were nowhere to be found. I looked around my backpack once more, again finding nothing but paper...

by snorklie_snoutis
Living With Lyke

The day in Neopia was bright and the air was fresh. A perfect day for the Lupes to do yard work and that's what they did...

by taggerung_num1
Friendship

The faerie queen Fyora had asked her to perform in the faerie festival as a juggler. Of fire. But it wasn't just any juggling trick; she would juggle a hundred balls of fire at once...

by krishpine
The Darkest Faerie's New Job

Eventually, I decided I had to step in. "As today is such a nice day, we're all going to do something together. Everyone write down where you want to go, and I'll draw it out of a hat."

by bookworm_kate347
The Source of All Evil

"Now, you must wonder to yourselves, fellow citizens of the Haunted Woods. How did these woods become so haunted?"

by turquoisephoenix
Uni Fun?

Rebeka Lyn had become obsessed with reading the day she saw the Neopian Book Award. From that day forward I hadn't been able to get Rebeka Lyn out of the house for more than a few minutes...

by hitomebore
Dare of the Mortog

If you walk through the majestic Meridell Gardens and follow the winding dirt path until you reach the pond where Pink Lilies grow on the water's edge, you might see a bunch of Mortogs lazing their day away...

by einstein20
Mona-Elisa and the Missing Fuzzie Bear

"My fuzzie bear went poof!" the little Kacheek wailed. "I need you to find Mr. Applesauce! Please hurry!"

by thorndie
Adventures in Petpetsitting

That's when I had my brilliant idea. "Momma, can't I take care of Viv's petpets?" I asked. "And maybe... Viv would pay me!"

by broadwaybaby986
The Story of the Rocking Chair

Every evening, the Xweetok went away, but would always come back the next afternoon. The rocking chair felt its happiest when she came...

by ange_lin
One Stormy Day, Three Sunny Resolutions

Soon enough, it was all out war, with Pirate Quiguki leading the Quiguki forces against the evil Dr. Sloth and his Grundo-mutated band of Usuki warriors...

by violinoutoftune
Woes of the Money Tree

I moved the branch obstructing my view, and saw the Xweetok jab viciously at the Grundo. One swipe of her paw then swept up the Piece of Wool...

by ava_ked
A Dicey Situation

 "Nah, let'er stay, Grimmy! Arrr, but I love a loser!" cackled the grizzled, one-eyed Eyrie seated on her left...

by perseph4981
A Reluctant Lesson from the Count

"Indeed! There is no Count von Roo! And why? Have you ever seen anyone come out of that building other than the stray Neopian that happens to wander in? NO!"

by hilde_incognito
 
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Exiting the Citadel



Gravity really has a lasting effect on people living high up in the air. At least Faerieland has the odd faerie to save you as you plummet. So, just what is the best way to leave the Darigan Citadel? No one knows. But, to be useful and annoying, I have compiled the ten WORST ways to leave. Enjoy! NOTE: The author of this article takes no responsibility for any of the following: maiming, personal injury, mind damaging experiences...



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The 10 Most Obscure and Forgotten Neopians
Well, what about the lesser known Neopians? The everyday heroes who are both obscure and important? Or the obscure Neopians who aren’t so important but do provide a moment or two of amusement? Shouldn’t we care about them?

by mali_the_silent_wolf

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Adjusting for the Average Holiday Pet
Walking into the Merry Outfits Shop anyone can quickly notice a theme. Green and red and the occasional brown is what most of the pets are decked in. Very festive in the Month of Celebrating, but now?

by firehazzard

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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Seven
 "But how am I going to fight in a war? I don't know anything!" Donis said, flailing his arms again...

by violajunky

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Destiny of Seamstress Cybunny: Part One
That day was quite frigid as usual. I arrived at Shai's Outfitters, which sold many different outfits and plushies...

by anime_cybunny

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ConFUNded - In School II
So that does count?

by vhgvoov

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Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie
The Draco Debacle Part 13

by the_darkjedi



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