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The Bravery of a Bori

The Snow Faerie looked outside at the beautiful weather of Terror Mountain, hoping for some escape from her bad day...

by firecomet14
Stars

He entered the food shop and bought a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper stared at him, pity shining in his eyes. Aldon gave him an icy look...

by _ducky_dude__
Garin's Surprise

The fur raced across his face as the strong sea air danced around him. Even though he had been victorious, one thought still raced through his mind. Where is Scarblade?

by 200389271
Spring of Writing

Far away from the Neopian Times office, in the crowded Games Room, a Speckled Kiko was staring intently at a jumbled network of pipes connected to vats of Juppie Juice...

by nut862
The Kiwi Muffin

I went near my toy box, and I heard what sounded like tiny paws beating against the side...

by anna_invincible
The Young Thief

The Elephante patrolman that was trailing him was closing in. I'm dead if he catches me... this isn't the first time they've nearly gotten me. Kelland slipped into a hidden alley...

by moonea123
A Dark Lesson

I thought perhaps she was following someone else or playing hide and seek with a friend, but it was quite apparent that I was her target when I turned down Winding Wood Road...

by tamarashannonhall
The Blumaroo Who Couldn't Jump

"I-I'm M-muddytoes," Muddytoes said, trying to be brave, but he was stuttering so much that Tiger, Blake and Wilson could tell he was scared...

by eggy_the_great
Tan-Tan's Discovery

At the bottom of the garden, beneath a cherry tree laden with sweet smelling cherry blossoms, an elderly female royal Mynci was sitting on a granite bench...

by doughnut215
Illusen's Own Quest

She had no sooner arrived with a party dish (a plate of Illusen's Cream Cookies, of course!) when a musty sack was thrown over her head and she was being dragged away, far, far away...

by pepperpix
Mark the Mynci and his Maladies in Meridell

A tale of wonder and excitement straight from the recordbooks of King Skarl of Meridell...

by buck268804
Five O'Clock Deadline

The pile of books landed with a loud thunk on Dewdrop's desk. The baby Kougra could just see over the top of them...

by literalluau
Dancing to the Music of Your Heart

"I need you to focus on what young Kougresses like you are supposed to be focusing on," he said seriously. "Life will get you nowhere if you try to pursue a career of dancing. Now, to be a farmer is a different story..."

by animalnutz1993
 
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Petpets of Geraptiku
Remember, if you intend to adopt a Crocalu, please keep it with you as long as you can, and please don’t release it into the sewers, no matter how good your intentions are.

by duster119

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Don't Get Pied - A Carnival of Terror Guide
This is by far one of the most enjoyable games featured on the site. Where else do you get to blow up Dr. Frank Sloth's evil little experiments and get a good laugh out of it in the process?

by nbajd2525

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Behind the Forbidden Door: Part Two
The big, glowing blue letters on the screen displayed the same maddening message he had seen so many times over the past month: ACCESS DENIED. Flingon put his head in his hands and stifled a moan. Sloth was going to be furious...

by sarahleeadvent

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Nothing is As it Seems: Part Six
The crowds slowly turned to stare at the two falling shapes, trying to work out what was going on...

by estantia

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Ehm...
Drat.

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ladyariel32


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Absolute Rubbish
Cannibalism?

by littledrummergirl92



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