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||Issue: 237 | 2nd day of Hunting, Y8
|Tales from Cabin Eight: The Witch in the WoodsThe disappearance of the Spyder was still on
the minds of the children. It didn't make sense at all. How could the Spyder
have disappeared right out of the cabin?|
|The Mysterious CustomerStumbling out of bed, I asked Arribon one more
question. "Do you have any idea where Shesta went? She always sleeps in on Saturdays."|
|DeceivedSome claimed he was a curse. Others said he was a gift,
and without him, the world would be a whole lot different. What did Kanrik mean to me?|
|HopelessShe was perfect. I should have hated her, but I couldn't. She was too nice to be hated. And she was my best friend.
|The Story of a HuggyAll the Kadoaties started to attack me! I had to think like a Huggy, and be like a Huggy...|
|The Know-It-All HeroIt was a typical day at the Help Center. "Please, please, please, you MUST help me!"|
|Fast Food"You finally went out and found me a job? Who'd
you find desperate enough to hire me?"
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|Silver SkyA shiver of excitement ran down the Kougra girl's
spine. After days of sitting still like this in the marketplace, Khara felt
unable to stay where she was any longer. She leapt to her paws...|
|Patch's Money Tree Adventure"Anyways, I want more money. I was thinking that
we go to the Money Tree," Patch announces...|
|Mini-Meridell"Hah! You shall not defeat me!" the small purple Eyrie cawed
to the little blue Lupe she was fencing with, "for no one can beat Lord Kassie!" |
|Flight to Freedom "No, Halnora," I groaned. "I don't want to fly
today. Or run, for that matter."|
|The Legend of the Mad Lab Scientist"This is unfathomable," said the mysterious
creature. "I can't seem to figure out what's wrong with the darn thing."|
|Guardians' BeginningOh, how Eleus wished they would return safely.
But he knew they would not. There was something in store for them...|
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So we’ve all heard of the Gallery of Evil. It contains villains such as the Shadow Usul, Balthazar, and the infamous Dr. Sloth. And most of us have seen the Gallery of Heroes: there, we honor all those who fight to protect Neopia, go about righting wrongs, and look really good waving weapons. And those who are neither heroes nor villains are your everyday normal Neopian, right? Wrong!
|A Guide to Sophie’s Stew|
Well *cackle* I finally got my own game – Sophie’s Stew. Being the absent-minded
witch I am (my Great Grand Aunt twice-removed told me it runs in the family),
I will need some help to complete my powerful spell...
|Unquenchable: Part Three|
“Has it ever occurred to you that sometimes sorry isn’t good enough?” she said
haughtily. “There is only so much I can take from a scoundrel like you.
What are you even doing, leaving here? Are you trying to escape from Darigan,