|The most fantastic thing in the universe!
||Issue: 233 | 31st day of Running, Y8
|The Discovery of Altador"Master Finneus, what is wrong? What has upset
you so much that you can not concentrate on Altador's geography?"|
|Memories of Theme ParksIn the old, forgotten shadows behind the Haunted Woods lies
a land that once held laughter and the heavy, syrupy scent of sugar-powdered fried
|Snowfall"It's just snow, kid. Now hurry up." |
|Diary of a KadoatieI was alone in the dark, trapped within a metal prison, with an idiotic, annoying bird-thing for company...|
|Where We BelongShe wasted no time in filling up the glass jar
with fresh ocean water, and then she hastened back to the pool. Nat pulled the
Peo out the water...|
|SistersShe is my sister, an Aisha with the fire dancing
in her heart. And dance she did. She loved the chime of her tambourine...|
|Eclipse of the Heart: Seeking the BladesCalabrus traveled everywhere, from the watery
depths of Maraqua to the inside of the fiery volcano. No matter how long she
looked, she could not find it...|
|Nightmare of the Full MoonWithout warning a shadowy figure descended on
her. She snarled, her claws flashing. A shaft of moonlight revealed a brown
|Just a Bowl"I'm sick of these stupid lessons," Aleia grumbled.
"So I'll go somewhere where I don't have to learn them. Somewhere where nobody
can ever find me."|
|Meepits EscapeShe had grown up and spent her entire life here,
and had never once tasted the pink juice, so she could only imagine what it
would be like: strawberry... watermelon... cotton candy... bubble gum... |
|The Secret Diary of Jeran BorodereNow that all the fighting's
done I can finally get a break from all those fangirls. I swear, those things
are far scarier than Darigan ever was...|
|The PranksterErika was never a master prankster, but maybe this year would be different...|
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Gross: A Closer Look
The label Gross Foods may be misleading. Many of these foods will not gross out many Neopians. There are other foods that are on the same level or worse than many Gross Foods. Parts on a Pizza, for example, is much grosser than a Chocolate Duck Rump but perhaps on the same level as a Brain Kebab, and that is a Spooky Food. Here is my take on Gross Foods...
|Far Out Gross Out|
Gross Foods can be categorized in two ways, by origin and by detestability.
There are several origins of gross foods...