|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 229 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y8
|Because It's Christmas, After All IIMakayla closed her eyes, trying to think. She
wished she had done something the day she found that letter. She should have
run into the crowds in the streets and looked for Laila. But no, she had simply
returned to her neohome to celebrate Christmas with her three Shoyrus...|
|Allysialover and the Root Beer Barrels!Inside the small bag were approximately ten little Root Beer Barrels. I
stared at the Barrels, my mouth watering. I had always LOVED Root Beer Barrels,
but I rarely got them. I ran up to my owner with the bag, jumping up and down...|
|Finding the WayCat peeked out from under her headdress, where
she had taken refuge. "Did she actually stop talking?" she asked, amazed. "My
ears are still ringing, I can't tell."|
|Not ForgottenAfter a moment of calm, King Korsay began to
speak. "Manorvia will be ready when it is another's time to rule. For now, true
heirs to the Royal Family exist!"|
|Adventure in Korbat Cave"Welcome to Korbat Cave!" The glowing Korbat tour guide gestured dramatically
towards the entrance to the cave...|
|Rule Number One on Terror MountainI may not be the smartest Lupe in Neopia, but usually I'm
smart enough to not do anything TOO stupid... up until about two weeks ago. I was
on an errand to Terror Mountain with my sister...|
|LovingThe girl fumbled with the tag around his neck.
After a few minutes, she finally managed to remove it. "It's a... Ditsy. It says here that it won't be too hard to take care of it..."|
|Pango Pango's SoupThe little Island Xweetok fell backwards,
stunned. She looked up at the immense green pot looming over her. It took Jill
a few seconds to realize where she was. It was THE COOKING POT.|
|Getting Revenge on 'Jocko'A poor skeith is faced with something more horrible than those pesky codestones...|
|The Battledome Queen "I shall warn you. This is not the place for you if
you battle for the glory, or for the trophies, or the respect. This is a place
for those who battle for the love of battling." |
|Melody's SongAbove the water I sat on a rock partly out to
sea. The melody arising from the waters was not as clear as it was under the
water, yet I listened, straining my ears to catch every note...|
|Dreamers: Becoming a StarAkeka's day couldn't have been worse, even if
she tried to make it even more horrible...|
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"Getting Revenge on 'Jocko'" by liquiddragonn
Being the clever Skeith I was, I always slept near a water source for drinking, bathing, and as a place to toss annoying petpets into. As I leaned over to catch a glimpse of my handsome mug, time suddenly seemed to freeze. I could feel the hairs along my chin and back stand on end. Through my bleary eyes...
|A Day Locked In Eliv Thade's Basement|
Well, I decided I wanted to see if Eliv Thade
would be in a nice mood – which he wasn’t – and let me win his little riddle game.
Instead of winning a nice sum of neopoints, I found myself and my Gelert locked
in his basement...
|The Joys of Not Painting|
Why would anyone want to leave their pet unpainted
if they could afford to make them look ‘prettier’ or ‘cooler’? Well, the unpainted
pet is the unsung hero of Neopia. The pet who chooses to remain unpainted in
the face of enormous pressure is truly disciplined.
|Neglect's Revenge: Part One|
His owner spotted the dismay in his eyes and
said, "Cheer up, Vendette, we're only another one hundred thousand neopoints
away from your Darigan paint brush..."
|The Jackals of Sakhmet II- Finding Lee: Part Three|
It had happened all too quickly. The last thing Lee
remembered before she was so rudely shoved to the side was a large bell with
a Cybunny engraved in it ringing loudly on the decks. Lee came to notice that
everyone on the ship, except for her, was a Cybunny...