|Neopia's Fill-in-the-blank News Source
||Issue: 204 | 18th day of Hiding, Y7
|"I'll Have the Tofu Bowl, Please.""Look at this place! The Virtupets Space Station,
huh...? An absolute atrocity; everywhere you look, there's some insipid
'Buy-Me' sign or a tourist trap... This place isn't my evil lair anymore-- It's
a tourist attraction!"|
|Tears of a GhostSighting, I drew the curtains shut, and floated
back to my worn-out armchair...|
|Growing AbilitiesBut now, all she wanted was to have a fitful
sleep uninterrupted by the annoying dreams. They haunted her every night. They
would show her birthplace but never the Kougra who lived inside of it...|
|ChocolateIt began, for me, on a bitterly cold day in a
suburb of Faerieland-the quarter where the pets and humans lived. And it began
|All in a Day, Er, Night's WorkHe dropped the bag on the ground, and crawled
toward the nearest skylight. He was certain that the street below was empty,
as well as the shop, but still, it paid to be careful...|
|A Ghostly LessonIn the hauntingly ghastly Haunted Woods, in a part where
mainly Ghosts roamed and thrived, there lived a living (gasp!), fairly aged blue
Kacheek by the name of Tyruff Kacheek...|
|Antha and the Alkenore"What's that?" she asked, pointing towards it.
"Aw, it looks scared." |
|The Driftwood"You expect me to catch fish with a bare hook?"
Matt replied. "What did you think the worms were for?"|
|Curse of the RevengeHe loved his grandfather. He always told Garin tales of his
ancestors, all of whom were pirates. Garin vowed that one day he would follow
in their footsteps...|
|The Horror That Lurks in Every KitchenIt seems my Lupe's petpet has taken to writing for the Neopian Times. I didn't think Puppyblews had thumbs...|
|Wings of GoldShe was a much respected figure in Faerieland,
because she had great magic powers. But, she had been wrongly accused of stealing
items from the Hidden Tower...|
|Help at KelpShe was very surprised when a Maraquan Draik
drifted towards her. He was dressed in a very simple navy vest, but he had a
regal air to him...|
|The Princess and the Pearl (A Maraquan Faerie Tale)Once upon a time, in the great kingdom of Maraqua, there
lived a picky prince named Orion the Koi. Having grown up an only child in the
palace, he was very lonely...|
|Captain Threelegs and Ryshu the Nimmo – the RivalryEver wondered why Cap'n Threelegs and Ryshu the Nimmo are enemies?|
|Lucky Quest"You shall have great luck on Mystery Island!"
the Mystic declared. Mya was pleased, and thought about where she could have
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"The Horror That Lurks in Every Kitchen" by neox52492
There is a danger lurking in every unsuspecting Neopian's Neohome. They see them every day, taking them for granted, but soon they will rise and conquer Neopia… yes… then you'll all be sorry. I tried to warn the public but they all laughed. In one desperate attempt to inform you of the peril you are all in, I wrote this...
But the truth? It probably does stop Scarblade
from attacking our beloved Maraqua further...
|The Rainbow Pearl: Part Two|
The Faerie Draikess resumed her post on the blankets
as Ariadne looked back at the island. She could pick out some boats coming towards
her. They were coming fast...