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||Issue: 195 | 17th day of Relaxing, Y7
|DreamWhy couldn't she have been born a faerie? She
longed to live in the clouds now, more than ever before. Nobody would bother
|Wingless WonderHe was misunderstood period.
From his day of birth, he remained a mystery, all on his own. Nobody wanted to
take care of the mishap- it was almost as if he was cursed. Then there was Gardia...|
|Chicken DanceHe thought in dismay of his sister Nena, back
in Neopia Central, who had become convinced, somehow, that she was a chicken.
What had begun as an innocent cluck here and there soon expanded into a constant
storm of arm-flapping and pecking at the ground...|
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|An Issue of SanityThis has to be the best thing that has ever
happened! I've been commissioned to write a memoir of one of my favorite Neopets
of all time! Why, for the life of me, I cannot remember the last time such an
event of good fortune has come my way!|
|AnthoneishaAnthoneisha looked up from her glass of chocolate
milk, which she had been staring at intensely for no particular reason other
than complete boredom. "You can't adopt a Chomby, you already have four pets,"
she said logically.|
|With Flowers in Her HairI am not even certain I would recognize her should I glimpse her through the trees.
All I can remember is her voice, like a clear stream trickling over boulders,
and her beauty.|
|The Seris Story: Visitor in the NightIt had been over a year since he had been at
the Haunted Woods for a vacation. The Pant Devil had appeared, taking his only
friend, and planting memories that Seris had no will to recollect...|
|See You Soon!It had been two weeks since the two of them had
last seen each other. Two weeks since they'd gone a quest for Fyora, and succeeded...|
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"Chicken Dance" by really_awesome_d00d
He thought in dismay of his sister Nena, back in Neopia Central, who had become convinced, somehow, that she was a chicken...
|Cruor Stilla: Part Two|
can play innocent all you want, but we both know you indirectly insulted me,
and I have no problem telling the Royals a story that will convince them that
you are out of line with their laws..."