|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 184 | 1st day of Eating, Y7
|A Game of Mynci Beach VolleyballIt didn't hurt to exercise, but she just really didn't like it... Why waste all that time when you could read? The Mynci sat down on her beanbag chair as she admired all the hand-made
Neopian Times Quills in her room. Then she opened the book and started to read again.|
|Camping DangerouslyGnarled tree branches hanging over their heads cast shadows that seemed to surround and trap them. A loud gust of wind rustled the trees. |
|The Shadow Usul’s GiftWhy is it no one likes me? I'm not popular at Neoschool, I don't have any friends.
Like other students would want to hang with me anyway. Why would they want to
hang with me if own family doesn't? |
|DustHis life was like this dust. People used
to need dust, when it was dirt. They would need it in their gardens, to grow flowers
and plants. Now, it is simply there.|
|Why There's No Uni Heroes"That's not fair!" Golden declared, his tone
accusing. "Why are all the heroes Lupes and Gelerts and everything else?!? Why
isn't there a Uni hero too!?!"|
|There's a Monster in my Toaster!"Tory! How many times have I told you? Don't
play with the kitchen appliances while I'm gone, you could hurt yourself!"|
|Rafted At SeaBlake shook me awake, and I looked out into the
distance. The vine had broken! I watched as the island, my home, as it loomed
away far into the distance...|
|The Neopia Security Agency 2: Loose EndsYou know the Chief; she won’t say we’re done until we’re exhausted
and we can’t move.|
|Cara's GiftShe looked around her room. Three other beds
were in the room, all neatly made. The other orphans must be up already. |
|The "Mischievous" Mists of AvalonHe had it all planned; he was
going to play a trick on each of his siblings this day...|
|Fooling Fluffy"'To: Fluffy. From: Sweet. This is a gift for
you on this special day.' Huh? The first day of the Month of Eating isn't -
|The Curse of MaraquaMarissa the Maraquan Acara and Theresa the Maraquan
Uni were playing around in a coral reef, ducking and diving between the holes
and swimming around wildly, playing as long as their hearts desired.
That is, until the boats came...|
|Cheri's Worst BirthdayAs the sun rose in the east, Cheri, a starry Lupe, blinked her eyes sleepily. After a moment, she remembered what day it was. It's my birthday, she groaned to herself.|
|Vulsimetra and Her BossVulsimetra stood she waved for him to follow
her out the window. Clyde did as she asked. He couldn't let the others know
who he really was.|
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"Cheri's Worst Birthday" by sarahbir
As the sun rose in the east, Cheri, a starry Lupe, blinked her eyes sleepily. After a moment, she remembered what day it was. It's my birthday, she groaned to herself...
|A Novice's Guide to the Ice Cream Machine|
I don’t know what it is about it, maybe they use the flying
ice cream to hypnotise people, maybe it’s the obsession of seeing a Chia in woollen
gloves, but whatever it is, many people are playing as hard as they can at it,
and getting nowhere.
|Anger Management Game Tips|
Did the Pant Devil steal your favorite PB? Did the Tax Beast unjustly tax
you? Did the Bug Brothers steal all of your NP? Were your pets threatened by
the Grundo Commander? Or did you just simply "misplace" your Neopoints?
|A Story of My Life - Part Three|
Sherry gave me toast for breakfast, which I loved. I held Jill the entire time. When I told Maria that Johnny and Sherry had pitched in to get her for me she just sniffed and said, "That's nice."