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The Coconut: Introducing a New Mascot



Today we’re unveiling Neopia’s newest source of information: The Coconut. Chock-full of all the most widely asked questions and mostly factual stories, we’ll be the ones delivering the pinnacle of quality to your front door. Or back door. Or dimensional gateway. We’re not picky with our customers or delivery locations. We’ll deliver newspapers via flaming coconuts, so make sure to duck!



Other Stories


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Kauvara's Mixed Potions
A male Pirate Xweetok dressed in a Dapper Xweetok Trousers, Dapper Xweetok Shirt and Waistcoat, Explorer Backpack, Dapper Xweetok Shoes and a Cool Xweetok Wig just walked past Kauvara’s Magic Shop with his Petpet, a Snowbunny when he noticed a sign posted on the door.

by bubbles150

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King Skaarl to be Replaced by Slightly Rotten Meat
BREAKING NEWS: King Skaarl, a most notable Neopian, known for being the King of Meridell is to be replaced by a slightly rotten half eaten turkey leg.

by stars4ever33

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Breaking news: Meepit Invasion Continues
Panic and chaos overnight as the Neopian Times has been shut down permanently due to ‘chronic Meepit invasion’. The Meepits have now rendered the building unsafe by burrowing under supporting walls and have taken up residence in the Editor’s office.

by smilingpony

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Woes of a Mutant Uni
Clothing stores these days...

by krabbox

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Gardening Basics
All you need to know about gardening this spring!

by bobtehcat1



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