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Professor Clodbottle's Assistant: Part One

Professor Milton Clodbottle tweaked his monocle to inspect the Mootix more closely...

by goodsigns
The Flight of Faerieland: Part One

Queen Fyora sat at a round table, across from Lord Darigan. The leaders did not make eye contact and there was not a bit of conversation.

by black_skull725
Stachetastic: the Hair-Raising Origin - Part One

Norman shook his head and sighed, cursing his luck. Why, oh why, had they sent him instead of some other Grooming Parlour worker to fetch the Super Conditioner from the storage area?!

by flufflepuff
 
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"Stachetastic: the Hair-Raising Origin" by flufflepuff
Norman shook his head and sighed, cursing his luck. Why, oh why, had they sent him instead of some other Grooming Parlour worker to fetch the Super Conditioner from the storage area?! The room was cluttered enough to belong to a relative of the Snowager's, but even so, Norman would usually have no qualms going inside to fetch anything...




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