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Professor Clodbottle's Assistant: Part One

Professor Milton Clodbottle tweaked his monocle to inspect the Mootix more closely...

by goodsigns
The Flight of Faerieland: Part One

Queen Fyora sat at a round table, across from Lord Darigan. The leaders did not make eye contact and there was not a bit of conversation.

by black_skull725
Stachetastic: the Hair-Raising Origin - Part One

Norman shook his head and sighed, cursing his luck. Why, oh why, had they sent him instead of some other Grooming Parlour worker to fetch the Super Conditioner from the storage area?!

by flufflepuff
 
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Team HERO!



They all have dedicated fan clubs, are prominently featured on stamps, coins, and wearables, and just exude confidence and sinister charm. With all that going for them, why in Neopia would anyone pick the path of the Hero over that of the Villain? Well... fear not: below are the top six reasons why you should in fact resist temptation, fancy Neocash outfits, and the Meepits' evil stares in order to follow the path of the Hero!



Other Stories


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The Resistance
"This is a drill. Please go to the nearest supervised classroom immediately," the pre-recorded voice on the PA system suddenly blared obnoxiously.

by dogz_rock_98

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Better Men
The first thing the Darkest Faerie ever did for King Altador was save his life.

by tamora_pierce62

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Kiko Lake: A Cultural Guide
Kiko Lake is a community of (guess what?) Kikos living happily together...

by mazaii_3

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NC Fever - Your Guide to Saving NC
This guide will help you narrow down your decisions and hopefully save you some NC along the way.

by painted_neo_faerie

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Uhh, the Marvellous Stretchy Chia?
Oops.

by ladyailsa

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Welcome To My Life
Introducing a new character, Kyon.

by jambammer



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