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Infinity II: Control - Part One

Tales about the Neopet that could transform any living thing had spread all over Moltara. The Engineer -as she was called- wasn't tied down to any particular area of Moltara, as stories of her had been told in nearly every city...

by blueys45
Dr. Sloth Returns... Again!: Part One

Sometimes it got a little annoying, being the pet of Double Agent D, but moments like these always brightened it up.

by dolphinsareawesome
 
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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth



The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...



Other Stories


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Bottled
Sometimes when you are alone for a long time, you completely change.

by sleepymoon10

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A Friend in Deed
"The group project will be due in five weeks. Groups will be assigned on Friday. Remember, anyone who does not turn in a project will receive a zero for this class."

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by ilhs11


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The Issue With the Special Issue
With all that competition you might wonder how in Neopia you are ever going to make it into such a special issue. Well, this is what this article is about.

by chaotizitaet

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Everything You Need for the Month of Sleeping
After a long month of celebrating, all you want to do is hit the hay. Well, that's what the month of sleeping is all about!

by mespirit24

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Cobrall Coffee
Here's your scratchcard!

by akuroy_of_the_moon

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Meanwhile, in the Hardcore Neopian Writers' Club...
Brace yourselves, 600th issue submissions are starting...

by fireairshadow



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