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Tales from Neopia Central: Part One

Neopia Central had changed a lot – and too quickly for Judge Hog.

by herdygerdy
Juggling Life: Part One

Juppie Gardens is this new, modern, soulless tea shop that sprang up a few months ago. It's been stealing all my customers.

by marmitejar
 
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"Tales of a Side Account" by cotton_candy_cy
Here I was, home. And what a great home this would be.... Oh, how wrong I was. This was my new mother's side account. A side account is dreaded by most pets, a place where they are often forgotten, left to waste away. Oh, sure, she came back to feed us. But she never spoke a word to us. Just marched us down to the Soup Kitchen and left. That's another thing about side accounts. All you eat is soup...




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Taking One For The Team
"Hurry up!"

"Get over here!"

"The Altador Cup isn't going to watch itself!"

by todestrieb


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Blue Eyes in a Frame of Brown Fur
I carefully crossed the room to a chair and sat. I instantly had to jump right up. The reason; someone was already in it. In the chair was a little blue Xweetok.

by sara_midnight_24

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Top 10 Dresses for Dressing Your Draik
I have complied a list of the top 10 dresses that I think look the best for dressing your gorgeous Draik.

by fireairshadow

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Neopian Business Review: Success of Cheeseroller
His business success is undeniable but very few people seem to notice it. The Cheeseroller Techo agreed to a short interview where we were able to ask him about Cheeseroller as well as a bit about himself.

by raining_iilesfor

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How to Make a Cake!
You just take a box of cake mix, pour it in a pan with some water, aaand...

by kittenstealth

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So That's Where They Come from
At the Underwater Fishing Cavern...

by snakesrok3



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