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Stealing Stones: Part One

"I must confess, I did not know you were a diamond fan."

"I must confess, neither did I," Jennings remarked.

by herdygerdy

Brainstorm: Part One

It was only the lump of utter dread in my throat and some innate sense of morality that had prevented me from shrieking in fright and hiding behind my living room sofa...

by vanessa1357924680
 
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Anti-Valentine's Day



Love is in the air; weewoos sing joyous songs, and the Chocolate Factory is full of neopets buying sweets for their sweet. It's all so happy and romantic. Blech! Sure, it's all fine and dandy for all of those saps, but what if you're tired of going the traditional route for Valentine's Day? Perhaps you just hate the holiday? You may even be like me, and are allergic to pink (it's a serious condition)....



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Unique
"Even though your birthday isn't for another two weeks, your siblings and I decided to give you your biggest birthday gift early, if you want it," Tiana explained, her face beaming.

by allison_kitty11

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The Guardian: Fyora's Best Quest
Fyora looked out of a window, watching a group of gleeful young Neopets making a beeline for the Rainbow Fountain. She shook her head...

by alt1981black

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Top 10 Candy Gift Ideas for Valentines Day
Gifts like cards and flowers are nice and there is nothing wrong with them, but we all know that everybody loves getting candy.

Also written by ipod_diva_92

by mikh26


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Celebrating the Right Way: With Chocolate!
Chocolate is a delicious substance that can make anything better. If you don't believe us, it is extremely important that you read this article.

Also by layeredcrazy

by babygirl122187


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Sloth's Valentine
Who is it?

Idea by centrifugeuse

by airlineer


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Talk About a Random Valentine's
Violets are red, we're both made of chocolate, run away from that Hissi before it's too late!

by buizelmaniac



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