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Illusions of Grandeur: Part One

"Mother says Father's ghost is asking after me." I folded the letter carefully before replacing it in the envelope. "Seeing as I lived there for years after we buried him and he never appeared, I have my suspicions."

by kittengriffin
Of Kitchens, Gypsies and Restless Ghosts: Part One

Life was quiet in the Meepit Oaks asylum that night.

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl

Sophie's Return: Part One

"No! Wait! I'm learning how to be a witch like you! I can start out helping you find stuff, and then maybe you could teach me a spell, and then—"

by chimaera9
Hot Herb Tea and a Happy Ending: Part One

"And the next Xweetok to receive my magic will grow wings," she echoed.

by ellbot1998
History of the Vampire: Part One

Lessee walked confidently down the dark, dusty path through the Woods. Venue padded silently behind her, clasping his hands together nervously.

by dragon_imaginer
 
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10 Safety Precautions



You may think that going with your owner is dorky, but think of all the dangers lurking outside your Neohome at night. There are scary things out there. Trust me. If you still think it's dorky going with your owner, ask to go with friends. Note how I said "friends", not "a friend"; the more of you the better. Less likely something will happen to you. Go in groups of four or more just in case. I'd really recommend going with your owner, though; I mean it's much safer that way, and although maybe not as fun as going with your friends, it's still pretty fun...



Other Stories


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Shadows for Supper
"It would be the perfect autumn home! Imagine the dinner parties that could be held in these gorgeously large rooms! And the cobwebs, the dust, the half-rotted carpet..."

by teaspill

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Scarifying
I wasn't scary at all. I was just a joke. Why was I Elliot's petpet in the first place?

by vanessa1357924680

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Witchy Ways to Celebrate All Hallow's Eve
How exactly do those of a witchy persuasion celebrate this extraordinary event? Look no further than this article!

by saphireblue3

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What Kind of Candy Would You Be if You Were a Candy?
Well, put yourself in a chocolate bar's shoes.

by poogleluver345

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Or Something Like It: Committed to Carving
No matter what.

Written by sarika_ambrielle

by kittie_orion


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The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 20
The end. :)

by buizelmaniac



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