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Alysia's Destiny: Part One

"Alysia!" he exclaimed through a mouth of powdery pastry. "Great to see you! Have you bet yet?"

by uberdancingdolphin
The Enigma of Friendship: Part One

Almost anyone could tell you that playing in the Haunted Woods was a risky endeavour if you had little idea of what areas were safe to roam...

by amb403
 
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Problem with Baby Pets



Caring for baby pets can be a problem. It is still very much worthwhile -- just look at their widdle faces, aaaawwww -- but it isn't all sunshine and rainbows, I can tell you. I know some among you will laugh derisively at this statement, especially those of you in possession of a magma pet that sets fire to your Neohome just by walking in the door.



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Somewhere to Belong
She wasn't exactly like other Sandans, belonging to a Neopet who took care of her. She didn't have an owner, so she wandered around Neopia Central, hoping a kind, thoughtful Neopet would see her and keep her.

by xaetear

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Average Lilly
"Lilly, it's time I took you on a big shopping spree in the NC Mall," Streamer, a cloud Xweetok and my favourite sister, told me matter-of-factly. "Not one of those small ones when you occasionally try on something -- I mean a BIG one!"

by fethertailz

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The Affordable Way to a Healthy Diet for Your Pets!
Bob was patiently waiting, hungry for some food, licking his lips with delight. His owner came out of the kitchen, and as the heavenly plate crashed onto the table, his heart sank.

by rachxface

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How to Be Just Slightly Too Late for Issue 450
Oh dear. It seems another year has gone by, and you just weren’t able to write a perfect article in time for a landmark issue of the Neopian Times. If you’re an avatar collector, this is probably horrible news.

by lutari_lover_555

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NEGGformation!
Be careful with what you find on the floor...

Also by azzletaker

by scinnychan


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Kiochi-Faerie Abilities #1
Useless faerie abilities...

by chibino



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