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Lani and the Beast: Part One

"I still can't believe that they delivered our stuff and just left it on the lawn! Either Mystery Island is even more backwards than I'd thought, or we chose the wrong moving company."

by selenial
Quentin Calamity: Beyond the Storm - Part One

"Couldn't a world of jelly exist?" young Quentin had asked his mother. She shook her head sadly.

by haimoku
 
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"The Zombie Called Brayns" by flameandthemeepits
When Sarah went out to buy more books, no-one expected her to come back with a zombie. "I'm hoooome!" she shouted as soon as she came in, dragging behind her an Aisha and a sack of books. She was pleased with her load: seven books and a zombie. Not what she'd expected- she was hoping she'd get three books! Her pets trudged down the stairs...




Other Stories


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A Day in the Life
School? Fun? Together? Ha.

by shyn12

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Gesn and the Kacheek Day Cake
Sometimes, the things that you believe do not belong are the things that make something truly special and whole.

by thropp

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Your Seasonal Guide to a Successful Pool Party
With this great seasonal guide, you'll soon find that Summer isn't as boring as you know it to be--besides, we've survived the heat this long, haven't we?

by icy_catalyst

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Jumpin' Gem Heist Game Guide
In this game, you play a Sandan that knocks over gems and collects them in its (bottomless) hat.

by you_are_my_happiness

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Sum of Utility #2
or the no glasses and hat customisation blues~

by trafalgarsq

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Bloopers
You must be smart in the ways of Moltara.

by mister_bloop_bloop12



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