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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part One

Valka: Commander Valka to Gorix; I need a volunteer.

Gorix: Gorix back to Valka; I read you loud and clear.

by rosabellk

Inheritance: Part One

She couldn't ignore her talent to sing. Every chance a bard or music teacher came across their inn on their travels she prodded them to give her some advice, and she frequently sang while doing her chores.

by shadow_sabre_
 
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"Asparagus and Arguments" by jubub33
Doctor Frank Sloth, Green Thing of Outer Space, self-proclaimed Emperor of the Stars, King of All Planets (except Neopia and Kreludor, darn them), stood on the deck of his empire, and rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Tourists. Who was the idiot who decided we should let all of Neopia..."




Other Stories


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Just a Dream
Each and every day, Petey would watch another lucky petpet being taken from the awful pet shop, and would wish more than anything that he could go with them.

by nutz4animals

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Those Pesky Neopets!: Malkus Vile Returns
"I am a Royal Astronomer and I am here under the request of King Altador. He is concerned about the welfare of Altador."

by nerdytiger

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Top Ten Beauty Myths Revealed!
Because Unis put in so much effort in grooming themselves, we should be known as Neopia's CLEANEST pets, NOT the most vain!

by thorndie

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Hasee Bounce... or Life Lessons?
It's amazing how much one can learn from a pair of petpets that have somehow rigged a seesaw to catch fruit that defy gravity.

by dragon10044

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Not Again...
Why Battledome items are called "BATTLEDOME ITEMS".

by shmozie

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Alien Aisha Ears
Think of the Aishas.

by seahorsepond



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