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Sky Pirates!: Part One

"You have sent my greatest pupil to the place where I betrayed you... I wonder... do you fear he will turn out just like me?"

by herdygerdy
A Mysterious Heir: Part One

"I thought I told you to stop calling me that! Just because it's my birthday, you don't have to treat me like I'm..."

by dancer_sakura
Seeking Summer: Part One

Summer now rounded on me. "No, both of YOU leave ME alone!" she shrieked. "I'm sick of being part of such a calm family!"

by bubbly_bows
 
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After Abandonment



Owners face this problem daily. How exactly can they explain to their pet that they will never see their sibling again? A possibility is to disown that pet too, thus eliminating any sticky explanations. But you can only disown one pet a day. Too bad for you. So now you're stuck having to explain something to your pet that you would rather not. Fortunately, this article is geared towards helping you and your pet overcome this difficult experience. By following these nine simple steps...



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To Play a Clarinet
Ducky put it together to reveal that the jumble of pieces was actually a clarinet. She put on a reed, and began to play.

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A Painted World
I told them someday I'd get them all painted up nice and beautiful, and as the years passed... less and less of me wanted to do just that.

by mintsp

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Customizing: The Artist's Guide to Composition
The Customisation Spotlight should be viewed as an art, not a cheap game of paper dolls.

by skybound_9_9r

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After the Abandonment
So you've just disowned your Neopet.

by mystery_island111223

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Omelette Obsession
We do share the giant omelette, right?

by hikabunni

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*steal*
So where did he get the lab coat?

by pink_mystic_elf



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