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Jack and the Seven Curses of Renee: Part One

This is actually a tale of one Neopet's triumph. But don't let that deter you, for I am quite sure there are enough depressing elements of our story to keep even the greyest of you interested...

by featherwingedangel
Dasher Soley's Final Flight: Part One

When you think of a star, you think of something great. Almost everyone wants to be a star...

by doopingla
 
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Is Trading Degrading?



Before I explain the sticky moral dilemma regarding transfers, let's study the word in closer detail, as I'm told studying is apparently helpful or something. According to my handy-dandy dictionary, the word comes from trans-, meaning "a geometric isomer having a pair of identical atoms or groups on the opposite sides of two atoms linked by a double bond", and -fer, meaning "one that bears." I'm not sure what atomic bears have to do with transfers, but I'm sure it's incredibly illuminating and 100% relevant...



Other Stories


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Lighten Up: Another Comedy In Two Acts
Why did you summon us to your neohome so late at night? I'm not waiting around with you so you can play Deadly Dice later...

by raccoonkid230

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Petpet Talk: The Daycare
Arnold the Angelpuss whimpered as his owner dropped him off at a crowded room...

by christmas_ice

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Life of Concerts
This might change your mind completely about concerts on Neopets.

by maamemaame_001

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Terminate Typing Terror Trouble
Blast those robots the RIGHT way!

by scarvogue

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Made Out Of Glue - Chickaroo!
Speechless.

by maddington_bear

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Doodlez
WARNING: Stench of garlic within...

by mouse_trap_34



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