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Jack and the Seven Curses of Renee: Part One

This is actually a tale of one Neopet's triumph. But don't let that deter you, for I am quite sure there are enough depressing elements of our story to keep even the greyest of you interested...

by featherwingedangel
Dasher Soley's Final Flight: Part One

When you think of a star, you think of something great. Almost everyone wants to be a star...

by doopingla
 
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"Cheaters Never Prosper" by mamasimios and dollgirl44
It was with horror and shame that she discovered, one day, that her father had instructed everyone to lose to the young Princess on purpose. Displaying her well-known hot temper, Fernypoo had stormed out of the castle and shouted at her father, "You don't believe in me! I'll show you! I'll show you all!!"




Other Stories


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Treasure of a Lifetime
Thinking it was just another sulking customer, Avi went over and asked nicely, "What will you have to drink, sir?"

by rat_terrier_lover_12

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Lighten Up: Another Comedy In Two Acts
Why did you summon us to your neohome so late at night? I'm not waiting around with you so you can play Deadly Dice later...

by raccoonkid230

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Picking the Perfect Petpet - Part II
Are you having trouble choosing that one special Petpet? Part 2 of 3

by arah_n

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The Top Ten Weirdest Slushies
Beware the slushies!! I'm kidding. Beware the slushies that will make your pet sick.

by reeses_pet

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The Perks of Being Pirate
Wow!

by musiclives2001

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The Truth About Turmac Roll
This is why the game Turmac Roll is in Meridell and NOT in the Haunted Woods.

by wackywocky555



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