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Wannabe Pirates: Part One

"Please, Steel," Jaeger griped, "you don't have to follow me everywhere. Especially on Krawk Island..."

by steelseatimber
The Atlas Saga, Book One - Return to Neopia: Part One

I stood up straight as memories began rushing back to me. Memories about a world long forgotten...

by spiderboy9115
 
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Heroing How-To



While the Defenders of Neopia are unparalleled in their successes, it is not an easy job, and retirement often rolls around prematurely as superheroes find themselves incapable of putting up with the strenuous barrage of radioactive emissions, fireballs, electric shocks, and corny puns thrown at them by villains. The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero. The first step towards an illustrious position...



Other Stories


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Finding Phoenix
"Why am I a feeling Neo?" the Eyrie asked the Grundo behind the counter...

by blackcairn

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Horseradish and Shrink Rays
"I have forgotten to water my garden," she proclaimed with a grand gesture towards the ceiling...

by rainbow_mist_wave

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A Guide to Poogle Racing
The Poogle Racing track can be found in the heart of Faerieland, always with a number of Neopians flailing their arms this way and that as they watch their favourite Poogle...

by ginelga

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Are You Considering Owning a Lab Pet?
I didn't say that raising a lab pet is impossible; I'm just saying that it will be tough if you're not prepared...

by chirykaru

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Baby Adventures: Clothing Crisis
Where's my scarf?

by cinderkitty17

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Spud Buds! episode 1
Where do potatoes go when they die?

by mango_lovebird



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