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The Quest for the Moonlit Orb: Part One

She and her brother, Narros, were considered homeless; they had no owner, nor did they remember ever having one. But they had a home, in a way...

by alex313
The Underground: Part One

To all the Symols who've never been noticed, and all the Spardels who've been underestimated.

by ayame_23
 
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Botching Birthdays



Hello! And welcome to Inky's Guide To The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents! Yay! So, according to the title, probably one of the most embarrassing things to ever do to your friend is to buy a really bad gift for his/her birthday! So, in order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!



Other Stories


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Finding Snarkie
At precisely that second, a loud (and quite obnoxious) shriek rang through the house, closely followed by a series of oscillating wails. Jaileen rolled her eyes and jogged off towards the living room...

by silent_snow

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The Reason Dr. Sloth is Here
"Take this to the Neopian Times, and have them print this on the front page. Do it, or you will become the Spider Grundo's new toy," Dr. Sloth ordered the Grundo...

by 24meepit13

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Munch Your Way to the Top or Well, Bottom...
Snowmuncher isn't easy - but once you get some things down, it's not that hard.

by coridabrat

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Where Have All The Mutants Gone?
A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks of the Virtupets and Haunted Woods teams.

by literatehyaena

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Kiss the... Princess?
*mwah!*

Art by invalid_character

by silvermare200


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Trickblue
You want this one?

by melissa295



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