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Running Faster than Destiny: Part One

"I don't have a chance against her. She must have a million trophies by now, but all I want is one. Why can't she just sit out one race so that I could win?"

by tj_wagner
Dark Friend: Part One

They almost felt as if they were teleporting to an entirely different land. At the fair, there were balloons, clowns, booths of all kinds, and lots of people having fun and licking ice cream cones...

by petfriendamy
 
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"Easy as 'Pyramid Pot'" by literalluau
She watched the lump of clay go around and around, hypnotized by it. She whispered to the clay, "Please become a Qasalan Tea Pot. Oh, please, become a Qasalan Tea Pot. I will give you a nice red-brown body and a lovely gold lid. Just please work with me and be a Qasalan Tea Pot..."




Other Stories


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A Simple Matter of Money
Fouchier is quite possibly the most introverted, sneaky little Lupe you will ever find. He hides everything he buys from me in the innermost reaches of his room, and when I try to question him about his purchases, all I get in return is...

by fading_foliage

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The Game
However annoying little brothers are, they can be a lot of fun...

by boofy113

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How to Get That Fabulous Pet You've Always Wanted
There's lots of ways to change your pets, aren't there?

by foxo11

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The Whacking Addiction
How to know if your pet plays too much Whack-a-Staff Member.

by princess_dizzy_dayz

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Life as an Aisha: Pants
The Pant Devil attacks!!! He steals... not your pants.

by xlaq

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Random Something
The tables have turned...

by silvermare200



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