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||Issue: 271 | 22nd day of Celebrating, Y8
|The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part OneThe sun was
shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace
while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...|
|Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part OneZhou peered curiously at the red light beaming
across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted.
"Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."|
|Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part OneSam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The
Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness
showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...|
|A Very Feepit Christmas: Part OneSPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed
over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and
sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her
Faerie Peophin sister...|
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"Sloth's Christmas Carol" by schefflera
Dr. Frank Sloth sat in a sleek, shining, high-tech office in a spire towering over Kreludor. The only reason it wasn't any higher than the highest mountain on the moon was that he didn't want to draw too much attention from anyone looking around. The Space Faerie, for instance. Or maybe even...
|This Christmas Day|
Serenity sighed and tried to cheer herself. It
was, after all, Christmas Eve, and why should she let a dismal mood depress
the spirits of the joyous holiday?
|The Present's Advent|
A drop of melted snow flicked on to Ezanna's reading lamp and dribbled
down the shade and plinked upon his nose. The skunk Krawk snorted, sneezed, and
glanced up to see Shelley, his sister, standing in a state of disarray...
|I File for Irreconcilable Differences|
I am here to tell
you that everything you've heard is a lie. Yes, drop your Illusen-themed toys
now to listen in horror as I tell you the truth about your favourite little
|The Truth About Scarblade|
Why did Scarblade
want to destroy Maraqua in the first place? He may be nasty, but he did not seem
nasty enough to destroy entire civilizations because he was bored.