|For an easier life
||Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
|The Hoarders: Part One"I just can't afford to
keep four pets anymore. I know we had a lot of money, but it just kind of drifted
away. But I figured you're older, so you'd cope with this better..."|
|Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part OneUpon hitting the ground, Orbulon and the Korbat
rolled into the wall. The Korbat stood up and gawked at his severed chain. Then
his crazed smile became even more deranged...|
|Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part OneMaestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with
his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams:
a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he
looked at his dad with shining eyes...|
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"Shadowflame: Snowfall" by brains03
A blizzard had struck not long after she had set out to scale Terror Mountain, leaving Happy Valley behind her in a haze of white flakes and wind. Her name was Shadowflame Darkhunter, an enigma to most but a legend to many in the circles she frequented...
Tammy quickly looked up for some explanation
of why a falling cake had just interrupted her relaxing morning. Then the cake
|A New Kind of Ghost Story|
"Apparently," the Eyrie interrupted loudly and
sarcastically, "she had a mishap along the way. Apparently, she met a ghost
thief of some sort. Please! I for one do not believe her story..."
|Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?|
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks.
This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched
and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case
of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."